Best Vampire Bat Poems

written for my dear daughter, Natalie


Nat, the vampire bat,
Was as cute as a bat could be-
She loved to go to school,
But hated her class on hematology.

"I think I'm in the wrong body,"
She often would exclaim-
"I cannot stand the sight of blood,
It makes me go insane."

"My...

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Vampire bat looks for a tasty treat
Blood is the only thing he will eat
He bites pink flesh with his razor teeth
Lapping up warm blood that flows beneath...

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