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Best Two Left Feet Poems

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Premium Member Two Left Feet
I tried
bending words
with sincere hope
only to discover my right intentions
went left!




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.......For Barbara's Contest...

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Categories: two left feet, introspection
Form: Cinquain



Premium Member Existence
awkwardly I dance
because I have two left feet
hard to find partner

I watch you dancing
it seems you have two right feet
let us share some shoes

will you...

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Categories: two left feet, beauty, dance, happiness, love,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Flower Girls
A is for Annie Apple Blossom she buds in the Spring. 
B is Betty Baby Breath she's such a dainty thing.

C is for Miss Candy...

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Categories: two left feet, daughter, easter, little sister,
Form: Couplet
I'd Love To Be.....But!
I’d love to be a model
Tall and thin like Jerry Hall
But I like fish and chips too much
And I’m only five feet tall

I’d love to...

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Categories: two left feet, funnylove,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member PERCY PENGUIN FINDS A PARTNER
Percy penguin tried to dance
Sadly he had two left feet
Waltz and Tango – he took his chance
But he couldn’t quite get the beat

Then one day...

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Categories: two left feet, fantasy, fun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Complex Man
Just because I’m a dirty old man
Doesn’t mean I don’t need love
Just because I have calloused hands
Doesn’t mean I don’t wear gloves

Just because I curse...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: two left feet, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
Meeting on the Dance Floor
Music playing in her head
As she saw him glide to her side of the room
She gave him a warm smile
And a "Hi, how you doing?"...

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Categories: two left feet, love
Form: Free verse
Premium Member It's Show Time



Stan wants to be an Entertainer, however he's tone deaf and has two left feet
















10-9-16
Contest: Funny One Liner
Sponsor: Silent One...

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© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: two left feet, humorous,
Form: Monoku
Dancers
We are all but dancers
In the rhythm of life
While some seem to dance it perfectly
Some can't get the steps down right

Don't let that stop you...

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Categories: two left feet, dance, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Know You
I Know You

A friend read a book. 
Something that I had written. 
When? 
Hard to say…
About?
Really did not matter. 
The key…

“I know all about you...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: two left feet, abortion, adventure, allusion, america, dark, good
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ballroom Dancing
 It was a nice romance, she loved to dance 
 to the music's beat, but I had two left feet
 The circumstance made us...

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© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: two left feet, dance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Don't Dance
I don't dance.
Don't know what it is,
 must be the two left feet.
No rhythm.

 I hear the music, feel it, love it, hold it to...

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© DM Babbit  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: two left feet, dance, desire, music, song,
Form: List
Premium Member My Inability to Let My Inabilities Stop Me
I was born without a voice to sing, but I sing every chance that I get;
I was born with having two left feet, but I’m...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: two left feet, inspiration, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Brown Shoes


Do you ever feel like the world's a tuxedo
And you're a pair of brown shoes? 
Have you ever felt you had two left feet?
Or the...

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Categories: two left feet, humorous, halloween,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member A Macabre Dance

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Categories: two left feet, dance, humor, romance,
Form: Verse
My dear sweet boy
If anything, please know I tried
I tripped, slipped and fell behind
I came up short, with empty hands
With two left feet, I tried to dance

I never...

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Categories: two left feet, absence, mother son, my child,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Tune Of Hope
The band begins and puppets
in tangled strings start to dance.
For its tone is hypnotic
and all seems fine at first glance.

They all waltz and whirl as...

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Categories: two left feet, how i feel, imagery, metaphor, society,
Form: Quatrain
The First Time
The first time is like ballroom dancing with two left feet.
Naked twister, his right hand on my bra strap, 
his lips surpasses my pulsating heart...

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© Pippi B.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: two left feet, age,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Abandoned Marionette
Strings severed
No more dancing
Can't dance
Useless
Lifeless
With two left feet


Date written and posted: 04/09/2016...

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Categories: two left feet, allegory, lonely, sad, solitude,
Form: Imagism
A running chestnut or no - on essay,idiocracy
Altogether unprofitable sentimental but no fool they call him an old sap 		        The taste of knowledge to...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: two left feet, allegory, devotion, faith, fear, god, jesus,
Form: Prose Poetry
Within My Head
With two left feet, no sense of rhythm,
Murmur of voices, giggles and gasps
Comes within earshot when I dance.

Oh, but in my head I dance seductively,
Grinding...

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Categories: two left feet, dance, humor,
Form: Free verse
One Day's Magic
    

Magic for a day
A gift or a curse
Would it help anything
Or just make it worse

With so many options
Of what you could...

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Categories: two left feet, poems,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sinful politics condemns God's word
The Government's behaviour firstly no longer defends our church 
this mockery in itself shows a deep lack of good sense 
or the simple sourced judgement...

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Categories: two left feet, abuse, christian, conflict, corruption, emotions, feelings,
Form: Political Verse
t,n
Two Nil.

I sit and watch the children
playing football in the street.
Look at me, shouts the referee
who runs with two left feet.

I'll get the ball shouts...

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Categories: two left feet, football, children,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cheers
Hello barkeep, please pour me a beer.
Have you seen my mates hanging round here?

Surely you remember, possum face Pete?
He loves to dance but he has...

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Categories: two left feet, people,
Form: Couplet