Best Trainer Poems

husband 
didn’t pay attention when she started to change her look,
after all, she’d been saying how she wanted to for a while &
it seemed to make sense,
what with her going back to the gym full time,
after a period of time away
when they first had been...

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Don't take the pencil off the paper
Draw the world held on a string
The very last thing is the spinning plate
It's all in the performance 
When nothing is real and you're a mark on an imagined page 
That's the time you should dance
It's really rather dreadful...

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Trainer must be a powerful magnet
For inducing dipole moment.

Guiding star for orientation
Orientation leads to self realisation.

Realization leads to field creation
A potential to a give proper direction.

I could see now clinging filings
All now set up to reflect their feelings

MSDEED team at North and South pole
MSFDA has...

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The Trainer is skilled and knowledge is way too real.
Precision is marked and the course plainly lain out.
The trainer is everything and has no room for doubt.
Our lessons are here in which we share what we feel.
We’re certified by gold appeal to His right thumb...

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Someone  over 200 pounds, for 30 minutes at the lowest setting
On an Elliptical Trainer can burn 400+ calories, that's bed wetting!
Says the brochure
Gonna buy one for sure
Soon be a slim trim senior, if my ticker doesn't start objecting...

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they come and some
white black
well lady stack
and brown and round
with suntainer
long belt in hands
tech them to stand
DOG TRAINER...

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I want to be a marmot tamer Mateo promptly said.
All of the other ones have disappeared or are now dead.
There have been none that we know of said his annoyed father.
A marmot came right up to him to say, “I promise not to bother.”

Mateo named...

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Someone over 200 pounds, start at the lowest setting
On an Elliptical Trainer can burn 400 calories, that's bed wetting!
Says the brochure
Gonna buy one for sure
Soon be a trim senior if my ticker doesn't start objecting...

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She says she tries to be both tender
and challenging with herself,
to fall less,
to dance more,
to help others fail less
and athletically prance more.

As she drives past the library,
closed for Sunday liturgy,
she sees the Seventh Day Adventists
on the front corner
with their sign
large enough for motorists,
"What is TRUE...

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Moments later, a furious Michael stormed in, eyes ablaze with determination. But the moment he stepped closer, he was faced with an army of Penneys and Guses—four, five, six reflections dizzying his focus.

“What?! Which one is real?!” he bellowed, frustration splattering onto the walls. 

“Time...

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As they hurried to the door, the sounds of laughter and shouts from outside faded but never completely disappeared. They could still hear the teenagers chanting and the Bunny making sarcastic comments to keep the situation wierd. Their distraction technique was working, but they knew...

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And thus began their heroic journey through the fantastical labyrinth of the escape room, where every twist and turn carried the promise of freedom, laughter, and the unforeseen—the perfect remedy for chaos and an unexpected road trip back to normalcy. After all, in a place...

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In a mall that could only be described as a circus of chaos, Penney and Gus found themselves in an absurd game of cat and mouse. The air buzzed with a mixture of excitement and anxiety—it was just another day at Mallville, where the ordinary...

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Chalk dust swirls, a constellation of knowledge.
The classroom hums with potential, electric.
Each mind is a universe, expanding, colliding.
Every lesson plan is a map of uncharted territories.
Every student teacher is a seed bursting with promise.

I see curiosity flickering in earnest eyes,
passionate souls wading through seas of...

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A lesson plan now
A micro teaching,how?
A mental block, sure
Experiential learning pure

Trainèr turned student
Who will be more prudent
The pressure is real
Will I over deliver, I feel

My spirit soars with wisdom afresh
Born to unravel the learning mesh
Applying the scientific method now
Pushed to the limit by the cash...

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