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Elliptical Trainer

Someone over 200 pounds, for 30 minutes at the lowest setting On an Elliptical Trainer can burn 400+ calories, that's bed wetting! Says the brochure Gonna buy one for sure Soon be a slim trim senior, if my ticker doesn't start objecting

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Date: 9/4/2017 8:25:00 AM
You're an inspiration to me//I can still drink whiskey and pee//I ride my bike//It's what I like//Shed calories while I go "Whee!" GOOD MORNING JACKSONIAN!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/4/2017 10:05:00 AM
Keep on a-ridin' good friend!!! Maybe you'll live long like me!!! GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!
Date: 9/4/2017 7:44:00 AM
Go for it Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/4/2017 10:05:00 AM
I is...I is... love Jacko xxx

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