Best Toothbrush Poems

The Girl with the Brand New Toothbrush

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    For the girl with the brand new toothbrush
    Waiting on a one night stand
    We didn’t have to tell the Truth much
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(21st century pearly white prosthetics,
restored jaw bar wah key) 

Aye noel hunger bristle,
and when false teeth soak at night 
     in tandem with stubby facial gristle
har reckon noah kisses
 
     far me under mistle
toe, which prickly stubble...

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I’m in the house, all alone
I know 100% that no-one is home
Without my clothes I crawl out of bed
Sleepy eyed and with fuzzy head
Turn off the alarm with a stretch and a yawn
Time to jump in the bath and turn pink like a prawn

I get...

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TOOTHBRUSH 
TOOTHBRUSH 
 
 
Bristles from a chewing stick in several smart Chinese. 
One end was used to swipe and wipe the other was a sword or pick to get at 
meat in between the teeth. Not until the World War Two was every mother's...

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a frightful way to die
making your gums
bleed you to death
how evil is this dentist?
"Featherface" he's called
while you sit in
the dental chair
quaking with terror,
he puts on his
feathered boa
whips out electric brush
rips your flesh
right out of your mouth
oh, too gruesome
to even think!!
and when the torture's over
he says
"now...

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The Borrowed Toothbrush

By Elton Camp

“Dad, to clean your teeth I hope you’re in no rush,
Because I really need to borrow your toothbrush.”

“Son, another’s toothbrush you must never, ever use.
That’s totally filthy and something you must refuse.”

“Oh, no, Dad, to use it on myself isn’t what...

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Toothbrush Holders

Wouldn’t it be cool if
toothbrush holders reared 
livestock and 
crops on 
farms.
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Scenic Toothbrush came to a screeching halt
Jasper’s habit to bruxate had ruined his mouth
His teeth were in ruins. What was the point?

Plaque jumped around taunting scenic toothbrush.
She felt intimidated. 
She dialed 911. Asked for the supervisor.

The tooth faerie rarely got calls, 
Especially not from Scenic...

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“Why is it called a toothbrush?”
(he asked rhetorically)
as I use it to brush more than one
it makes no sense to me
surely 'teethbrush' would be correct
for dental care and gums
so from now on that's what I'll use
to remove food residue between my teeth
while I still have...

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