Best Titties Poems

Oh, my name is Witch's Titties 
	I'm the leader of the band
Tho' only two in numbers 
	they sag down where life is grand
They swing like...

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- Recalls a brief blissful time ~ almost naked in the summer glow -














30.12.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved...

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Went to the mall to ogle all the young fillies
Their shorts are way shorter than back in the fifties
Not complaining my friends
But some parts do...

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A letter from Bristol arrived on my doorstep
I knew its contents would cause me such pain
An invitation for a routine mammogram – 
My Goodness …two...

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Squashed like two pancakes
Mammograms detect cancer
Please kiss me better

Follow up to my mammogram poem – my poor aching ‘Bristol Cities’

09~24~16...

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I'm a mind raper
I'm a fine rapper
You'd better stay out of my way
Cause my nine's always strapped
Even on laundry day
Got my glock tucked in my...

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With the onset of earth
man became birthed
perplexed, he pondered his purpose
swamped with wildlife
fish and birds rife
am I meant to run a circus?

I'll need entertainers
and animal...

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A subtle numbness overtakes my senses. I feel a slight heavy weight fall upon me in the gentlest of ways, almost like you’re wearing a...

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There is nothing in this world that i can possibly think of or think of doing to tell you how much I love you. 
You...

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It feels so good to be back home from school
I put my jacket on its starting to get cool
Sitting on my porch watching the wind...

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I looked in the window and what did I see? Huma was scissoring with Hillary. 

My, oh my, what some hairy thighs. These beasts were...

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A Con-man's way out
Only in cases of emergency
Like the fire axe behind the glass
Only this is more deadly
Way more sketchy
Die with the lie
A mark gets...

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White Rain
Carly Button	


They say they wanna live my lifestyle but is that what it’s about?
smoking in the kitchen as I kiss my mommas mouth
haven’t seen...

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I had the joy to watch Cat Woman bathe
Oh my! I found it so hard to behave
With her watching kitties
Pouring milk on her titties
I'm a...

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MEAT-steroid cows with mucus. 
 
           CHICKEN-lame,frightened,grown in six weeks without beaks.
 
SEAFOOD-tainted and contaminated....

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