Best Tissues Poems

Starve a fever, feed a cold
Oh what's the use! Achoo!
All the Kleenex in the world
Will not undo this flu

Chicken soup, Vick's Vapor Rub
Capsules, gels and cream
All of Grandma's herbs and spice
With tons and tons of steam

I can't recline, I can't lie down
My septum's full again
My ears are clogged my throat is raw
I just don't know...

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Assorted colors
It is  used for the gift wrap
Then would be placed in a gift bag
For a special gift...

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Why was I a 32A
Why not a volumptuous D
Can’t afford a boob job
Only one thing open to me

Can use a jelly filler
That feels disgusting in your hand
Or a box of tissues
Doesn’t matter which brand

I have a cold so it’s ok
The tissues might come in handy
Stuffed my bra with them
Thought I looked just dandy

Went to the...

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a = person 1
b = person 2

a.	you used to be a lot more fun.
b.	you used to have a bigger imagination.
a.	you used to have more time to spend with me.   
b.	you used to care about our future.
a.	you used to not drink so much.
b.	you used to say i was pretty.
a.	you used to make me breakfast...

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 weeping willows  s w a y
     into tissues of regret-
           chartreuse leaflets mourn 




June 11, 2017...

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Your eyes, they fill with such grandiose tears
I offer what I can, my heart for you
I want to loose your problems and your fears
You have that lost feeling that seems so blue
I have this box of tissues that may help
To dab your eyes making you want to yelp
They are sensitive from all the crying
I show...

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Wind howls and the sun sinks,
The light dies and the shadows lie,
Evening fades into twilight,
And I sit.

The window, an eye to the world,
All green, and now is black,
And the lack of breath,
It fills me.

And in my words, I am silent.
I do not hear you.
You are not in my dreams.
You do not exist.

You are far from...

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In tissue
An issue

No use 
Than sue 

Tissues
For odds in use 

Trying to sue 
The misuse...

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Isn't it funny how people panic
Over the trivial, the mundane?
When there are bigger issues
About which we could complain.

Our world will still revolve,
No one is certain to die
Without people pilling up
Tons of toilet rolls so high!

It's an inconvenience,
A troublesome trifle at worst;
And yet, many fretted and worried,
Their lives seemed so accursed!

The Supermarket shelves
We're emptied and became...

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If you have a little sniffle
Then your pockets might contain 
One or several crumpled tissues
So you will not search in vain.

But the trick is to remember
When your clothing hits the wash
That those pockets must be emptied
Or you'll come upon - oh gosh!

Lots of shreds and clumps of tissue 
In the lint trap and, as well,
Stuck...

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