Best Tissues Poems
Pass the Tissues, PleaseStarve a fever, feed a cold
Oh what's the use! Achoo!
All the Kleenex in the world
Will not undo this flu
Chicken soup, Vick's Vapor Rub
Capsules, gels and cream
All of Grandma's herbs and spice
With tons and tons of steam
I can't recline, I can't lie down
My septum's full again
My...
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Categories:
tissues, health, recovery from..., sympathy,
Form:
Limerick
Tissues PaperAssorted colors
It is used for the gift wrap
Then would be placed in a gift bag
For a special gift...
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Categories:
tissues, birthday, celebration, fun,
Form:
Tanka
Box of Tissues-Humiliation-Why was I a 32A
Why not a volumptuous D
Can’t afford a boob job
Only one thing open to me
Can use a jelly filler
That feels disgusting in your hand
Or a box of tissues
Doesn’t matter which brand
I have a cold so it’s ok
The tissues might come in handy
Stuffed...
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Categories:
tissues, funny, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Used Tissuesa = person 1
b = person 2
a. you used to be a lot more fun.
b. you used to have a bigger imagination.
a. you used to have more time to spend with me.
b. you used to care about our future.
a. you used to not drink so much.
b. you used...
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Categories:
tissues, life, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
Tissues of Regret weeping willows s w a y
into tissues of regret-
chartreuse leaflets mourn
June 11, 2017...
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Categories:
tissues, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Box of TissuesYour eyes, they fill with such grandiose tears
I offer what I can, my heart for you
I want to loose your problems and your fears
You have that lost feeling that seems so blue
I have this box of tissues that may help
To dab your eyes making you...
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Categories:
tissues, life, love,
Form:
Rispetto
Tissues of SilverWind howls and the sun sinks,
The light dies and the shadows lie,
Evening fades into twilight,
And I sit.
The window, an eye to the world,
All green, and now is black,
And the lack of breath,
It fills me.
And in my words, I am silent.
I do not hear you.
You are...
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Categories:
tissues, introspection
Form:
Free verse
Issuing TissuesIn tissue
An issue
No use
Than sue
Tissues
For odds in use
Trying to sue
The misuse...
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Categories:
tissues, humor,
Form:
Free verse
The Issue About TissuesIsn't it funny how people panic
Over the trivial, the mundane?
When there are bigger issues
About which we could complain.
Our world will still revolve,
No one is certain to die
Without people pilling up
Tons of toilet rolls so high!
It's an inconvenience,
A troublesome trifle at worst;
And yet, many fretted and...
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Categories:
tissues, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Tissues In Your PocketIf you have a little sniffle
Then your pockets might contain
One or several crumpled tissues
So you will not search in vain.
But the trick is to remember
When your clothing hits the wash
That those pockets must be emptied
Or you'll come upon - oh gosh!
Lots of shreds and...
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Categories:
tissues, health,
Form:
Rhyme