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Tissues In Your Pocket

If you have a little sniffle
Then your pockets might contain 
One or several crumpled tissues
So you will not search in vain.

But the trick is to remember
When your clothing hits the wash
That those pockets must be emptied
Or you'll come upon - oh gosh!

Lots of shreds and clumps of tissue 
In the lint trap and, as well,
Stuck to every top and bottom
That the dryer spins pell-mell.

It will take some time to gather
All those scraps that you can glean,
But don't blame yourself too harshly
For at least you know they're clean!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 10/18/2018 4:56:00 PM
Ha, ha! A gem, Ilene! … When I forget a tissue or two in my pocket --- rarely, thank Heaven --- can you just picture the look on my wife's face?! (I know you can!). Best wishes, Gershon
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Date: 10/15/2018 4:01:00 PM
Having suffered the consequences of a stray tissue (and having to re wash all the items to get rid of the lint) I am very careful to check all the pockets and sleeves lol - fabulous humour Ilene, you really should write a book it is one I would buy!!! !:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 10/15/2018 2:11:00 PM
I have had this happen before and it is no fun. Nice one Ilene.
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