Tissues In Your Pocket

If you have a little sniffle Then your pockets might contain One or several crumpled tissues So you will not search in vain. But the trick is to remember When your clothing hits the wash That those pockets must be emptied Or you'll come upon - oh gosh! Lots of shreds and clumps of tissue In the lint trap and, as well, Stuck to every top and bottom That the dryer spins pell-mell. It will take some time to gather All those scraps that you can glean, But don't blame yourself too harshly For at least you know they're clean!