Seren Roberts Poet Rhyme

Box of Tissues-Humiliation-

Why was I a 32A
Why not a volumptuous D
Can’t afford a boob job
Only one thing open to me

Can use a jelly filler
That feels disgusting in your hand
Or a box of tissues
Doesn’t matter which brand

I have a cold so it’s ok
The tissues might come in handy
Stuffed my bra with them
Thought I looked just dandy

Went to the party smile on my face
Danced ate and drunk, got so warm
Had funny looks, plenty of space
Asked my best friend why am I alone

When she stopped laughing
Couldn’t believe when told
Tissues used were impregnated with
The smelly stuff used for a cold

Penned  10 April 2013

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl April 18, 2013 at 1:43 PM This is so funny it should have placed there is no doubt about it xx Seren Roberts April 18, 2013 at 2:08 PM Thanks Mandy, had fun writing it, guess it wasnt good enough. Wont be entering any more for awhile....Seren

Carrie Richards April 10, 2013 at 5:27 PM Oh wow.....this is hilarious!!! (I hate to admit, when I was 12/13 years old....late to blossom......I did stuff kleenex into mine.....but I was "found out in gym class!!) A terrible but funny memory! What a cute poem, Heather!! Seren Roberts April 10, 2013 at 5:49 PM hmm who is Heather lol Its ok Carrie I do things like that....glad you enjoyed ...Seren

Tahera Mannan April 9, 2013 at 10:45 PM Hahaha I can just imagine this. Incredible. Seren Roberts April 10, 2013 at 5:13 AM LOL so could I thats what took my fancy, know a few friends that use the tissues, made them laugh when they read it.....Seren

Russell Sivey April 9, 2013 at 8:10 PM This is quite funny, a delightful write my friend! I really enjoyed reading this hilarious poem this evening! I have to ask, have you actually done something like this in the past? Probably not, this is probably just for great humor, but you could have...we all have done funny things in our lives! This is an awesome piece, Excellent Work!! Seren Roberts April 9, 2013 at 8:13 PM LOL no Russell a box of tissues not required. always doing daft things. been trying to think of a crazy one for contest but cant....Sren

Donna Jones April 9, 2013 at 7:55 PM Vicks vapor rub? Not appealing????? Very cute... Seren Roberts April 9, 2013 at 8:03 PM LOL thats all i could think of, can you imagine the smell when body warm ....Seren