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Box of Tissues-Humiliation-

Why was I a 32A Why not a volumptuous D Can’t afford a boob job Only one thing open to me Can use a jelly filler That feels disgusting in your hand Or a box of tissues Doesn’t matter which brand I have a cold so it’s ok The tissues might come in handy Stuffed my bra with them Thought I looked just dandy Went to the party smile on my face Danced ate and drunk, got so warm Had funny looks, plenty of space Asked my best friend why am I alone When she stopped laughing Couldn’t believe when told Tissues used were impregnated with The smelly stuff used for a cold Penned 10 April 2013

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 4/18/2013 1:43:00 PM

This is so funny it should have placed there is no doubt about it xx

Seren Roberts
Date: 4/18/2013 2:08:00 PM

Thanks Mandy, had fun writing it, guess it wasnt good enough. Wont be entering any more for awhile....Seren

Carrie Richards

Date: 4/10/2013 5:27:00 PM

Oh wow.....this is hilarious!!! (I hate to admit, when I was 12/13 years old....late to blossom......I did stuff kleenex into mine.....but I was "found out in gym class!!) A terrible but funny memory! What a cute poem, Heather!!

Seren Roberts
Date: 4/10/2013 5:49:00 PM

hmm who is Heather lol Its ok Carrie I do things like that....glad you enjoyed ...Seren

Tahera Mannan

Date: 4/9/2013 10:45:00 PM

Hahaha I can just imagine this. Incredible.

Seren Roberts
Date: 4/10/2013 5:13:00 AM

LOL so could I thats what took my fancy, know a few friends that use the tissues, made them laugh when they read it.....Seren

Russell Sivey

Date: 4/9/2013 8:10:00 PM

This is quite funny, a delightful write my friend! I really enjoyed reading this hilarious poem this evening! I have to ask, have you actually done something like this in the past? Probably not, this is probably just for great humor, but you could have...we all have done funny things in our lives! This is an awesome piece, Excellent Work!!

Seren Roberts
Date: 4/9/2013 8:13:00 PM

LOL no Russell a box of tissues not required. always doing daft things. been trying to think of a crazy one for contest but cant....Sren

Donna Jones

Date: 4/9/2013 7:55:00 PM

Vicks vapor rub? Not appealing????? Very cute...

Seren Roberts
Date: 4/9/2013 8:03:00 PM

LOL thats all i could think of, can you imagine the smell when body warm ....Seren