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Box of Tissues-Humiliation-

Why was I a 32A
Why not a volumptuous D
Can’t afford a boob job
Only one thing open to me

Can use a jelly filler
That feels disgusting in your hand
Or a box of tissues
Doesn’t matter which brand

I have a cold so it’s ok
The tissues might come in handy
Stuffed my bra with them
Thought I looked just dandy

Went to the party smile on my face
Danced ate and drunk, got so warm
Had funny looks, plenty of space
Asked my best friend why am I alone

When she stopped laughing
Couldn’t believe when told
Tissues used were impregnated with
The smelly stuff used for a cold

Penned  10 April 2013

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 4/18/2013 1:43:00 PM
This is so funny it should have placed there is no doubt about it xx
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Seren Roberts
Date: 4/18/2013 2:08:00 PM
Thanks Mandy, had fun writing it, guess it wasnt good enough. Wont be entering any more for awhile....Seren
Date: 4/10/2013 5:27:00 PM
Oh wow.....this is hilarious!!! (I hate to admit, when I was 12/13 years old....late to blossom......I did stuff kleenex into mine.....but I was "found out in gym class!!) A terrible but funny memory! What a cute poem, Heather!!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 4/10/2013 5:49:00 PM
hmm who is Heather lol Its ok Carrie I do things like that....glad you enjoyed ...Seren
Date: 4/9/2013 10:45:00 PM
Hahaha I can just imagine this. Incredible.
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Seren Roberts
Date: 4/10/2013 5:13:00 AM
LOL so could I thats what took my fancy, know a few friends that use the tissues, made them laugh when they read it.....Seren
Date: 4/9/2013 8:10:00 PM
This is quite funny, a delightful write my friend! I really enjoyed reading this hilarious poem this evening! I have to ask, have you actually done something like this in the past? Probably not, this is probably just for great humor, but you could have...we all have done funny things in our lives! This is an awesome piece, Excellent Work!!
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Seren Roberts
Date: 4/9/2013 8:13:00 PM
LOL no Russell a box of tissues not required. always doing daft things. been trying to think of a crazy one for contest but cant....Sren
Date: 4/9/2013 7:55:00 PM
Vicks vapor rub? Not appealing????? Very cute...
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Seren Roberts
Date: 4/9/2013 8:03:00 PM
LOL thats all i could think of, can you imagine the smell when body warm ....Seren

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