Best Terrible Poems

Such a wonderful stage of maturing,
   that every parent goes though enduring.

Terrible two’s is the name of this phase,
   makes parents pull their hair in amaze.

You end up sounding like a broken record,
   as you repeat yourself you feel...

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Young me took this to heart:
“Love many, 
Trust few,
And always paddle
your own canoe”

Now I paddle my canoe
In icy waters
Far from my youth
and my many lovers 
not one of whom 
I trusted....

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I only speak french to people i think i have seen before...

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Although it is difficult to imagine ~ keep smiling though troubles come













  17.06.2016
  Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
  Copyright © All Rights Reserved...

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CAT 5 HURRICANE -  IVAN THE TERRIBLE
Your world of illusion is not of my choosing,
but here we are stuck in a Hurricane's eye.
The sea is so pleasing, but I know you're teasing,
and our Hurricane is a different high.
I feel you surround me as you stop...

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Ike The Terrible

Ike; You had gone to many places and than you came
to Texas. You were not invited, but you decided to come
anyway. A lot of people left before that terrible day. A lot
of us had no choice, but to stay.

Like a thief in the...

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They had already started the lunch the crew in their places the shuttle flew higher into 
space. The crew had only seven onward toward heaven it flew seven was doomed to 
die. The crowd cheered to the crew of the shuttle. They are so brave...

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Crochety,crusty and cross,
ever at a loss;
testy,touchy and huffy,
full of fickle fears,
impulsive teenage years.

Sulky,sullen then glad
faddish,fretful or sad;
tense,dejected and downcast,
each day changing fast.

Like a chameleon cast
by teens that,oh so slowly pass....

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two years old
always wanting his mommy
screaming when he wakes
and she's away in the kitchen
quiet the moment she holds him...

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A creature with one horn,
Is quite fierce enough.
But a creature with ten?
That’s incredible stuff!

The rhinoceros, true,
Is a force to behold.
But the Terrible Ten Horn,
Is terror untold.

Pull back the curtain,
A coin for a show.
A peek at the beast,
And what do ya know?

He sits on a couch,
Eating...

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The Terrible Ghastly Beastliness of
"THE POTATO CADAVER UNDEAD REVIVAL" (sonnet)
The Potato of Terror, April 24th 2002

They dug him up with a great pointed spade,
Awoke him from his rest of ninety years,
And O what a great bellowing he made,
And shook his fists, and twitched his pointed...

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A land of tumoil, you left;
a terrain of peace and progress
into it, you’ve been embraced.
You settle, multiply but never mix,
time acquires a rocket engine then decades pass
from nowhere, demands begin to emanate
forcing unto your hosts, your migrated laws
pointing your fore-fingers at them
if your faiths and...

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It's a beautiful day for a hurricane,
And perfectly I feel terrible
But my Mind is twice my Bane-
My Emotions are unbearable!

I admit I've made mistakes,
Some were small but most were great
Revenge I covet- I dearly Love it:
But it's the worst of thirsts to slake!...

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Consumes like desire 
devours everything as fire 
bitter taste, as gall...

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The cracked spine of
the book I dropped
at the call.
A chip in my
windshield left by a
pompous *?#@! in a
red sports car as I
drive to the
service.
Rain expectorating
from an ashen sky as
the dirt is turned.
Today is terrible.
Though this is less
terrible than the
crack in grandma’s
spine from her fall
down the...

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