Best Sylvester Poems

Tweetie Pie
Knows Sylvester is sly
Of the cat he is wary
What a clever canary!

Sylvester
Will seethe and fester
When Tweety makes a mad dash
He exclaims 'suffering succotash!



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Sylvester the Cat,
the lisping schemer, would get smashed flat
by Granny swinging her broom in a rage
when he tried to lunch on her bird in a cage.


Tweety Bird,
clever canary, spoke when danger occurred.
Inside his cage the wee, wary one sat
and said, “I tawt I taw a...

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(This is a fictional poem)

I had dinner at one of the best restaurants in Hollywood.
The prices were high but the food was good.
Sylvester Stallone came in the restaurant  with Lindsay Lohan.
This was something I didn't understand.
Why was she dating him? He's old enough to...

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Sylvester,
a black and white cat court jester;
with a caged bird obsession,
his voice is funny and also his expression !

Tweety,
a yellow bird who teases that cat sneaky;
singing songs in his squeaky voice,
oh, for a bird hunted he certainly does rejoice !

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August 29, 2021

Poetry/Clerihew/Sylvester and Tweety
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Sitting on the crescent moon, the jokester was quiet.
His black sidekick Sylvester, an alley cat, needed a riot.
But he kept his counsel and pretended to meditate too.
It is the best way to get along with a jokester like Boo....

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A story about my Sylvester,
Should yield a booster,
Every honest sentence defying a duster
His preferred designation, “A father” not Master.

Thirty-five years in an office 
That smelt of telephone and letter
But he wouldn’t telephone the police,
Relationships patching up for better

My own Sylvester 
Never bowed to any harvester,
Himself,...

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Sylvester Stewart
for funky music had a heart
his music craft he did hone
and became known as Sly Stone
...

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You see sometimes even though our being up to date 
    is by virtue a thing 
  some of these people after the market day will come 
    up money and ideas however all about may end up...

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I thought I saw a nasty cat!
I did. Oh fancy that! 
Sylvester I must tell you,
You're a very naughty cat!
I also have to say
That you are terrible at maths!
You miscalculate your aims
That's why you fall face down - Ker-splat! 

You misjudge your target.
You only realise...

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