Best Sylvester Poems

Tweetie Pie
Knows Sylvester is sly
Of the cat he is wary
What a clever canary!

Sylvester
Will seethe and fester
When Tweety makes a mad dash
He exclaims 'suffering succotash!



Cleritoons Poetry...

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Thought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem.
I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore.
I was so...

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saw blue peek out - yesterday.
what? you say:
i tawt i taw a puddy tat.*
i did! i did!*
and white and purple clouds,
for realz,*
can’t make this up.
and...

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           I saw her's at the
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Little Tweety Bird,
Had the cutest lisp ever heard.
Sylvester the cat wanted to eat him,
But Tweety always managed to beat him.

1/19/2013...

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Terry said I was a real “sketch”

I'm taking that as a compliment

Not some colourful cartoon character

Wonder what it represents

Hope I'm more like Superman

Than that scatter...

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Dedicated to Donald Duck


You are greatly admired
By the following
The deplorables

Kellyanne Conway
   She will con you all the way!
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Mussolini
Sarah Palin
Pol Pot
Vladimir Putin
Saudi...

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They nicknamed Doris Day the girl next door
But she never lived next door to me.

Sting is known as sting but isn't a bee.

Davy Jones was...

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In a cat's life.We get a rubber mouse, 
a shoe string, or a butterfly to play with.
In a cat's life.We get names like Sylvester, 
Felix,...

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Medical Conditions of Cartoon Characters

By Elton Camp

Barbie and Ken look just right
Cartoon characters are no delight
There is old Porky Pig, if you please 
Obviously he...

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In afternoons I would escape
With cartoons like the Grape Ape
Lounging with my teddy bear
Snacks and goodies we would share
My warm P.J's soft to touch
How I...

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"Small Mutinies"



So what if my point of view
is not that which wraps 
you in comfortably warm
fluffed-up silky 
cashmere blankets 
of insecure insincerity
simple scribbles 
bleating from...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Olive Garden
Hasta
Pasta

Tom Cruise Stuck in Traffic
Feel need
Need speed

Sylvester Stallone Riding a Horse
Jockey
Rocky

Dustin Hoffman Looking Out the Window
Stay in
Rain man

Tom Hanks Stealing a...

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My 'sillyness' hat is atop my head
As I begin this September day
Who knows where this weird mind of mine
Will take me, who's to say

Could go...

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PROUD OF INCIVILITY 

 They claimed I was naked and uncivilized
So they came to clothe me and ''disrobe'' my naked shame
But I wish I remained...

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