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Best Sylvester Poems

Below are the all-time best Sylvester poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sylvester poems written by PoetrySoup members

I fought Sylvester Stallone
(This is a fictional poem)

I had dinner at one of the best restaurants in Hollywood.
The prices were high but the food was good.
Sylvester Stallone came...

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Categories: sylvester, adventure, food, funny, me, me,
Form: I do not know?

Premium Member Smarty Pants Poem Number Two
Thought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem.
I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore.
I was so...

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Categories: sylvester, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme

saw blue peek out - yesterday.
what? you say:
i tawt i taw a puddy tat.*
i did! i did!*
and white and purple clouds,
for realz,*
can’t make this up.

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Categories: sylvester, weather,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Tweety Bird
Little Tweety Bird,
Had the cutest lisp ever heard.
Sylvester the cat wanted to eat him,
But Tweety always managed to beat him.


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Categories: sylvester, animal, humorous, , cute,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Call Me A Super Hero

Terry said I was a real “sketch”

I'm taking that as a compliment

Not some colourful cartoon character

Wonder what it represents

Hope I'm more like Superman

Than that scatter...

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Categories: sylvester, hero,
Form: Narrative

A Cat's Life
In a cat's life.We get a rubber mouse, 
a shoe string, or a butterfly to play with.
In a cat's life.We get names like Sylvester, 

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Categories: sylvester, cat, pets,
Form: Ballade
Premium Member Famous Nicknames
They nicknamed Doris Day the girl next door
But she never lived next door to me.

Sting is known as sting but isn't a bee.

Davy Jones was...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sylvester, character, confusion, fun, funny, hilarious, howl,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dedicated to Donald Trump
Dedicated to Donald Duck

You are greatly admired
By the following
The deplorables

Kellyanne Conway
   She will con you all the way!
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Sarah Palin
Pol Pot
Vladimir Putin

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Categories: sylvester, bible, butterfly, death, nonsense, philosophy, political,
Form: Free verse
Escaping In A Cartoon World
In afternoons I would escape
With cartoons like the Grape Ape
Lounging with my teddy bear
Snacks and goodies we would share
My warm P.J's soft to touch
How I...

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Categories: sylvester, childhood, children, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Medical Conditions of Cartoon Characters
Medical Conditions of Cartoon Characters

By Elton Camp

Barbie and Ken look just right
Cartoon characters are no delight
There is old Porky Pig, if you please 
Obviously he...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sylvester, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Everyday Actors
Arnold Schwarzenegger at Olive Garden

Tom Cruise Stuck in Traffic
Feel need
Need speed

Sylvester Stallone Riding a Horse

Dustin Hoffman Looking Out the Window
Stay in
Rain man

Tom Hanks Stealing a...

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Categories: sylvester, celebrity, funny, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member My Silliness Hat

My 'sillyness' hat is atop my head
As I begin this September day
Who knows where this weird mind of mine
Will take me, who's to say

Could go...

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Categories: sylvester, humor,
Form: Quatrain
New Thoughts
"New Thoughts"

New everything,
new songs that we will sing,
new words,
nouns and verbs,
with the pure function,
of holding sentences together,
like houses held tight in bad weather,
New thoughts and...

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Categories: sylvester, art,
Form: ABC
Him Again
Hes there.
There when I walk her..

Hes there.
There when you answer your..

Hes there.
There when we think we are..

Hes a Stalker..
An eighth grade..
Talks about you in a...

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Categories: sylvester, funny, song-lyric
Form: I do not know?

 They claimed I was naked and uncivilized
So they came to clothe me and ''disrobe'' my naked shame
But I wish I remained...

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Categories: sylvester, abuse, africa, bereavement, discrimination, feelings, history,
Form: Lyric
                Surviving in the city

The dog stood on the corner,...

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Categories: sylvester, animals, funny, imagination, life, love, parody,
Form: ABC
looking beyond the sky, yes i stare above the mountain.
to climb it in several trips that at last i build a tower.
withing my thought the...

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Categories: sylvester, anxiety, appreciation, cheer up, education, endurance,
Form: Ballad
My big buddy
It was very sad when your life came to an end.
You weren't just a cat, you were also my friend.
You became my cat after you...

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Categories: sylvester, animals, pets, sadme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member How to Throw Yourself In the Garbage
Hobbies are for losers, and habits are hobbies for the poor,
But hopping into heaping piles of rubbish is haute couture.

What’s in, ladies and gentlemen, is...

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Categories: sylvester, america,
Form: Couplet
My Good Man
sylvester he’s named
tall, dark, handsome- can’t complain
loves me patiently


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Categories: sylvester, best friend, care, heart, love, relationship,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member parade of feathers
no bands formed, no marshal led
this was a unique parade for birds instead
all dressed up in their colorful wardrobe
proudly representing their native abode

the great snowy...

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Categories: sylvester, bird,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Essential Part of the Matter
In the gist of the Jester
The jiggle doesn't match the jangle
The tester bangle is not at the right angle
For the name tag should be hanging...

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Categories: sylvester, baby, confusion, giggle, humorous,
Form: Free verse
teaching what i tawt
with this sing
i songly wed
i did you and
you did too

i bridled the not
French but Spanish
kiss thus tightening
the knot not loosening

i now pronounce you
pronouns in the...

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Categories: sylvester, muse,
Form: I do not know?