Best Swears Poems
Preterition Swears On the BiblePreterition Swears on the Bible
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Categories:
swears, humorous, silence,
Form:
Senryu
PRAISE BE TO GOD WHO SWEARS UNTO US TO GIVE US WHAT IS BEST
March 11 Praises to God Bible Meditations Based on Joshua 5-8
Key Verse– Joshua 5:6 … The LORD sware unto their fathers that he would give us, a land that floweth with milk and honey.
PRAISE BE TO GOD WHO SWEARS UNTO US
TO GIVE US WHAT...
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Categories:
swears, bible, blessing, christian, faith,
Form:
Alliteration
He Swears He Is ThirtweenHE SWEARS HE IS THIRTWEEN
My worst enemy is a m*****r f*****g fool
He’d get killed in a one man duel
He’s thinks he’s coming but he’s really going
Yet he keeps the Jack with a beer back flowing
He wakes up...
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Categories:
swears, angstday,
Form:
Quintain (English)
He Swears He Is ThirtweenHE SWEARS HE IS THIRTWEEN
My worst enemy is a m*****r f*****g fool
He’d get killed in a one man duel
He’s thinks he’s coming but he’s really going
Yet he keeps the Jack with a beer back flowing
He wakes...
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Categories:
swears, angst, day,
Form:
Quatrain
Me Swears To Thisthe King of Nottingham
shall not wear
this sweet crown
as we plot to kill him
thus take him down
just as the ghost-white moon
look over our shoulders
me swears to this...
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Categories:
swears, imagination
Form:
Free verse
My Husband Swears I Am a ManMy husband swears I am a man.
Is it because I refuse to do housework, wash dishes, vacuum or shop?
Possibly.
But I never liked any of that stuff.
I did it for over thirty-five years – things I despised.
He has taken over the housework.
Not that I care.
And the...
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Categories:
swears, woman,
Form:
Free verse