Best Streaker Poems

I peeked under a clover flower
and saw a ladybug in the shower
She turned bright red across her shell
and in her wrath began to yell.

Although her...

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Friends , I present to you a slice of History about the ancient Greek scientist and 
mathematician Archimedes , who ran naked across the street
of...

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Not so many years ago "streaking" was the latest fad.
Fellers made a "brief" appearance now and then with nothing clad!
Preachers pounded their pulpits declaring it...

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She couldn't unsee what she saw.
 Frozen in shock, she dropped her jaw
           Quickly averting...

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Light of foot and bare of rump
across the grass he ran,
in close embrace with Nature,
this boldly streaking man.

What impulse motivated him,
what sudden-formed decision
to face the...

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Cletus O'Toole was a whiz 'mongst streakers

   And the darling of 'exposure'-seekers

      He was a down-right nuisance

 ...

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Write a limerick of your own about a Muppet. 
If you post it in a comment or in soup mail to me, 
and I find...

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OWSZAT

The match was slow and boring
The runs were far between,
And an air of dreamy somnolence
Hung o’er the village green.
Then out from the pavilion
A handsome figure...

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Heaven's Streaker-Firefly,
A Meteor--
Naked to the eye......

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Have sympathy for poor old Beaker
Was given away by his squeaker
     Miss Piggy he'd kissed
     "You're dead!"...

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A streaker with great bouncing balls
Ran up and down our High School halls
Our cheerleaders said
Their faces were red
But they act on all sporting calls...

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Dasher

cyber
cruiser

Dancer

fancy
footwork

Prancer

haughty
naughty

Vixen

magic
trickster

Comet

pleasure
streaker

Cupid

cheerful
cherub

Donner

raucous
rock star

Blitzen

bolt of 
lightning

Rudolph

bulbous
red nose

Olive

other
excess...

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Naked in the Palaestra, 
Wrestler Leontiskos, of Messene,
Was awarded laurels with the required three falls,
Having broken two of his opponent’s fingers.
He was applauded as a...

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a childlike beauty
popcorn stuck to his cheek
                  ...

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There once was a fad we called streaking
For those with attention-type seeking
But not for a prude
‘Cause you ran in the nude
Very fast, to prevent people...

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