Best Streaker Poems

I peeked under a clover flower
and saw a ladybug in the shower
She turned bright red across her shell
and in her wrath began to yell.

Although her rage was crystal clear,
her voice was just too soft to hear
so I got closer to the ground
in hopes that I...

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Friends , I present to you a slice of History about the ancient Greek scientist and 
mathematician Archimedes , who ran naked across the street
of Syracuse , in his birthday suit, after he discovered the Theory of Buoyancy , with which he 
could find out...

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Not so many years ago "streaking" was the latest fad.
Fellers made a "brief" appearance now and then with nothing clad!
Preachers pounded their pulpits declaring it an abomination,
But broad-minded folks thought it a cause for great "hilariation!"

Base commanders are charged with maintaining good discipline and order,
But...

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She couldn't unsee what she saw.
 Frozen in shock, she dropped her jaw
           Quickly averting her eyes;
          Her blood pressure did rise!
  Protester took to...

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Light of foot and bare of rump
across the grass he ran,
in close embrace with Nature,
this boldly streaking man.

What impulse motivated him,
what sudden-formed decision
to face the world untrammelled
by human inhibition?
Was it just an impish urge
to shock his fellow men.
or did the sunlight fill his soul
with overwhelming...

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Cletus O'Toole was a whiz 'mongst streakers

   And the darling of 'exposure'-seekers

      He was a down-right nuisance

         But due to cops' impuissance*

        ...

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