Best Spork Poems

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I
Love
Reuben
Sandwiches
Grill toast with corn beef
Thousand island dressing to please
Grill delicious on rye or pumpernickle tastes right.
Hot melted cheese of Swiss makes you say delicious.
Sauerkraut in...

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You're a mad rapper
I'm a mad hatter
Ideas in my head always bleeding
So lyrics you won't be needing
You spit them
I write them
You rap them
I rhyme them
Lines...

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Someone caught a spoon in bed with a fork,
I assume that's why we now have the spork.
Let's hope they don't catch them with a knife,
Could...

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Catharthis...
neglect of the art and it's form is such a beautiful start
let go of the pain
let go of all emotion
the hatred is spread thin
Touched and...

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I'm mainly confused
  from words that you used
to tell me of yr problems present,
  I'm torn to this way
  then back to...

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Perchance yar juiced a young man or woman 
maybe born, bread and raised in the city that never sleeps
and as a loyal son or daughter...

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I know you suggested Green eggs and ham, topped with truffula greens and a side of spam.but Jerry T Curtis, them green eggs might hurt...

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Fork git about spooner hiz ham

And join (singing the words 
in the next paragraph) whether alone
in a traffic jam
basting, cooking, then eating a lamb
prepared by...

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Chogadella, chogadella

gleef a finkle, fangle doo

Sanking froth a wank forchella

bleetting hist la trencheled sloo

 

Calibali, spork n’ mally

jopelwanker deef walore

Ectaglancy, fallet plantsy

untwotopa feething glore

 

Mannyouopo,...

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There once was a man from New York,
Who had an addiction to pork.
He once ate some beef,
And threw up his teeth,
Then fell on the floor...

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Newtonian physics say what goes up must come down
sorry not in the camp of horn tootin, high falutin clowns
justice serves only to rebuke you, not...

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The food was chased by a bent tine fork
Along the surface of a smooth glass plate,
Eventually was skewered with brute force torque.

A similar force confronted...

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Well, well"aint seen nothin like me"?
No one is shocked a person of darker pigment can pass a football or do anything they set out to...

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There was a creative genius named Mork
  Crazy Orkan crossed a spoon with a fork
    He gazed at his invention
 ...

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Lisa and I finally tested covid-free! When we saw our results, we began an impromptu dance that felt like levitation.

Although my covid case seemed much...

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