Best Spoofs Poems
Chalet On My MindA wooden porch looks old like Grammy’s chair
That rocks us of fables, miming her voice;
While a neighbor spoofs wolf legends, beware!
Under the moonlight dim, sweet hours rejoice.
How evening’s ray now settles on the ground
While urban traffic booms, only to impose
On our chalet shading...
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Categories:
spoofs, house, memory,
Form:
Quatrain
Donkey of Your EyeDonkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting
Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare, dry when you blare
Sweet and gentle that sire, donkey of your eye
Lifeguard under fire, wise and clean with your lye...
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Categories:
spoofs, animal, farm, funny,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Cry With MeCome, feel my pain and cry with me;
witness my loss to wind and sea.
Maria washed away my dreams;
Her wails mocking the children's screams.
Puerto Rico struggled to cope
as a surge of water drowned hope.
To lose all, even who you are;
outweighs the loss of house or car.
Collapsed...
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Categories:
spoofs, angst, anxiety, feelings, hurt,
Form:
Rhyme
Maybe Babyseries 5/5/3/3/5 Limerick
On precept Palin
Concepts are wailing
Concepts spoofs
Love is truth
Corporate failing
Amidst the wailing
Her ship keeps sailing
Precept’s truths
She’s no goof
Beliefs are sailing
Her precept is...
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Categories:
spoofs, political
Form:
Limerick
Way Out In the Mountains2/16/16
Experienced easy and hard times
During the days and nights as millons upon billions of stars shined
Way out in
The mountains
Inspiration was founded
While the sky was clouded
I finally understood the truth
When I was no longer a youth
I always respected my own and others roots
While I was in...
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Categories:
spoofs, poetry, rap, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
"our Amazing West"Doc Holliday truly amazing
Sick to death and two six guns blazing
Though his blasting appeared not to be phasing
The calmness of his gelding equine’s grazing
This be the glory, how the west was won
By house of ill repute, and the six gun
Plenty of action, was never boring
Funeral...
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Categories:
spoofs, fantasy
Form:
Rhyme
Believe It Or NotNow I completely understand why Jesus called them fools
His Creation is far too grand for any such man-made rules
As on this show I saw last night, an electromagnetism atheist
Belief is no longer his plight, explaining God in our very midst
He was extremely smart but...
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Categories:
spoofs, creation, earth, god, ,
Form:
Rhyme
New Life CurriculumDreams continue as he pursues and fits into those new life shoes/
Steams of old morose songs singing sad blues in dark venues/
Has his hold paddling multiple life canoes/
His eyes mold maddening views of how not to use or misuse /
Less issues to load tissues and...
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Categories:
spoofs, addiction, angst, conflict, courage,
Form:
Rhyme
Without a ScriptOver the years I’ve seen more than my fair
share of movies
aimed at the Black audience.
I’ve seen the spoofs, the comedies,
the thrillers, the musicals, the mysteries,
the horrors, the dramas.
I got Under The Cherry Moon.
I glimpsed The Hollywood Shuffle.
I viewed Harlem Nights.
I felt Purple Rain.
I inspected Boyz...
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Categories:
spoofs, black african american, culture,
Form:
Free verse
Point the Finger At Your Chest
~POINT THE FINGER AT YOUR CHEST~
What have you done lately,
For your community?
...
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Categories:
spoofs, encouraging, perspective, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
I CouldI could sit here and choose not to feel this sorrow.
I could ignore it forget it and move on tomorrow.
I could sit and bide my time til time is come and gone.
I could look at you in Innocense like I never did anything...
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Categories:
spoofs, depression, heartbreak, life, loneliness,
Form:
Rhyme
Clerihew HoffnungHumourist Gerrard Hoffnung
from Berlin to London so homespun
He created his musical cartoon
to give spoofs&jokes some room...
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Categories:
spoofs, music, people,
Form:
Clerihew
You Will Fear Me;Part 1yyou will adhere to me with a little less pain;you will see me write the greatest
pors;ever writtened;i will quote the lesser poets dream,i will rise for what they
never settle for,i will speak where you adverate writers refused;to accept;finually
closed the very acceptance...
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Categories:
spoofs, adventure, cowboy-western, imagination, life,
Form:
The rain beatsPitter patters foisted wetness on the roofs,
A cat meows noisily to the rain spoofs,
her sweet noise rhythmed the dog's delicious woofs,
The treasure they sang into ears is the proof,
They both hopped like a radiant horse on hoof.
Mice run around to show they enjoyed their shows,
one,...
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Categories:
spoofs, cat, dance, dog, rain,
Form:
Rhyme
Summer StormsThere is a rumbling on the rafters,
a subtle pounding drum beat on the roof,
flashing in the skies, harlequin spoofs
a light show awesome and frightening ever afters,
the summer storms drift in then race
slow and steady in their pace
ready for the earth to be...
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Categories:
spoofs, allusion, storm, summer,
Form:
Rhyme