"our Amazing West"

Doc Holliday truly amazing Sick to death and two six guns blazing Though his blasting appeared not to be phasing The calmness of his gelding equine’s grazing This be the glory, how the west was won By house of ill repute, and the six gun Plenty of action, was never boring Funeral parlors, were businesses soaring Stank of many bodies in pine boxes All human life was generalized poxy In the west, principle way of the law Generally how fast every man could draw These early days were quite chaotic Wyatt Earp’s moves were a bit methodic The saloons were filled with poker tables And many big bosoms of dance hall mabels Indians drank of white man’s fire waters Sheep herders were known as only free squatters The winning of the west, was quite a quest Reservations put Indians to the test America has it’s many stories How our west was won by many glories So greatly was the west romanticized We wonder how much was only lies Well documentation of westward truths Or documentation of many human spoofs Maybe fraudulent claims, as was the hog leg’s aim We accept no blame, but we’ll take the fame Placed # 15