Best Splatter Poems

Your red light betters consider you a black bug
on the windshield of life

That freedom flight of fancy smushed condition,
it don’t spotted glass much matter

Just another ghetto pest
that didn’t pass the police car 
collision course tute test

Listen to the blue siren chatter,
dead air channel static
Broken wing...

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Seen through Gia’s arch
A breastfeeding accident
Splatter night’s ceiling...

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platter fell out of cupboard with a loud clatter
mrs mczatter nearly ceased her weird chatter
my uncle datter stopped eating his chocolate cake batter
grandma slatter asked me "what is the matter?"

Platter was metal, so it did not break or shatter
mrs mczatter resumed her incessant pratter
natter and...

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Please take me to the hospital
My innards are coming out by the handfuls
The dog has chewed my brains 
I can't think clearly

Wash me, or recover me soon!
I look a mess, don't let anyone see me like this!!
Please clean out from under me
A rare bacteria has...

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For yer supper, vindaloo,
hop to the music doing a poo,
toilets are crowded, yer tummy is mush,
bang the doors and plead with 'em, 'Rush.'

Drop yer pants and let it go,
paper's all gone (but yet you don't know),
fearing the soap is now missing too, yes?
Well, jus' saying...You're...

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Book on lap, propped open...
ears plugged, feel the gyrations!
hark to the beat, the beep!~ follow the 
bouncing ball dazzling screen – 

I seek to wring my mind, hang-out 
in sunlight for drying. I seek to detach collar, 
for leash-less fly -- desiring to lead, cease...

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My only way to tell your Poem
is to tell you mine
I read alot of poetry...
from time to time,

Some I find confusing, four letter words
you shouldn't be using...
instead YOU do contrive words
which do not rhyme or don't belong
like "dust upon my broken-legged desk
abandoned for so long"...

when...

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Closed off halls of my heart,
how locks long to open;
I know they are starving 
fueled by foolish half smiles;
Is it worth believing? 

Closed off halls of my heart,
barricaded so tight
ignoring every need;
Ridden with painful shots,
arrows will always bleed;

Closed off halls of my heart,
a sure hand...

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The egg said to the bacon

“What is wrong with you?”

“You arrive with such a fuss and a splatter”

“All the eggs are wondering just what could be the matter?”

 

The Bacon replied with a sigh

“What is wrong with you?

“You lie there, serenely, with no fuss nor...

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