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Peach Splatter

Please take me to the hospital My innards are coming out by the handfuls The dog has chewed my brains I can't think clearly Wash me, or recover me soon! I look a mess, don't let anyone see me like this!! Please clean out from under me A rare bacteria has begun to grow down there! Who let the little monster color on me? I was such a delicate fabric Royal lineage you know No one will ever respect me now!! I want another family!! For the favorite chair contest

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Joyce Johnson

Date: 12/26/2009 9:32:00 AM

Poor chair and its futility. Loved it. Congratulations. Love, joyce

Audrey Haick

Date: 12/21/2009 8:41:00 AM

Dear Doris, I somehow missed this also!! Please accept my congratulations on this well-deserved win in Matt's contest! Great job! Peace and love to you and your family this Holy Season and best wishes for a Happy 2010! Always, Audrey

Brian Strand

Date: 12/21/2009 1:21:00 AM

Congrats on your success in Matt's contest Doris.Rgds Brian

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 12/20/2009 11:36:00 PM

I can't help but feel for this chair, Doris ;) Oh my, poor chair indeed, I hope it found a new family! Congratulations on your win with this piece :)

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 12/20/2009 7:53:00 PM

This one too was a delight to read. well executed and so funny. still smiling, congrats on our wins, Doris! God bless. -Robert

Elaine George

Date: 12/20/2009 4:52:00 PM

How cleaver and entertaining. Congratulations on your win, dear Doris. Love, Lainie

James Fraser

Date: 11/22/2009 1:57:00 PM

Kool poem Doris, it made me chuckle - good luck in the contest >> James

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/22/2009 12:56:00 PM

Interesting thoughts put to pen daughter here. I finally figured it out. Keep the pen flowing. Mom

James Marshall Goff

Date: 11/21/2009 5:55:00 PM

thanks for the humor! Doris!... jimbo

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 11/21/2009 5:40:00 PM

Funny and vivid .. so enjoyed your wording and I have to check out this contest right now... thankxxx for sharing .. keep making us laugh ... blessings ... luv ...

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/21/2009 3:10:00 PM

Oh my gosh, Doris! What a clever, funny write. The chair contest is proving to be a great source of inspiration for poets and entertainment for readers. Well done, and good luck in the contest! Love, Carolyn

P Sheart

Date: 11/21/2009 3:07:00 PM

LOL! Good luck in contes Doris! Love your sence of humor. Thanks for sharing. Love Light Patty