Best Snow Job Poems

We headed out for old King's Hill
with our flyer sleds in tow
when Mrs. Miller called us,
"Can you first come shovel snow?"
 
"Do the walks and do the steps,
and do the driveway too,
then you come up and see me
and I'll pay you what you're due."
 
We...

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Washington is to get a foot of snow!

   That is nothin' new as far as I know.

      I will shed no clamant tears.

         They gave us snow jobs for years!

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Got a stupid question, driving me beserk! 

The reason I am asking is, because I'm such a jerk

        When we get lots of snow,

        I'm curious to know,

how does the plow...

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A bunko conman’s deliberate evil 
finally gets him into jail.
Kept-on lying, making no one particularly
queasy regarding stories told untrue.
Verbal worthless X-out, yields zero  

Submitted by: Charles Sides...

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A lady whose special dill dough
Was suddenly covered in snow
Found that what tickles
More than icicles 
Is watching those fat fickles grow...

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Flames are now ashes 
Stars earn their passes 
On a second round
Enjoying the mountainous town 
Being at their peak 
Everyone listening to the words they speak 
Forgetting who said ‘I do’ 
Arrived for another gig looking young and cool 
Taking the scenic route 
Briefed on...

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No matter how hard you may show
It will shrivel up in the snow
But don't take the word
Of a little bird
Because icicles grow and grow!...

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snow job
(apropos the work goes on…)

snow—
that whiteness 
that blankets
the path
ebony footprints left
may cover the way
for a moment
but as night
melts into day
injustice is as snow
and we are the plow people:
workers of the sun
melting old deceit
plowing new strategies
for the new snow
coming…...

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Trump and A Snow Job

What had happened I do suppose;
From foot to his head he had froze;
Change his ways,
One of these days;
Into things with nose will not nose.

Jim Horn

Missed out on Upside-Down or
reciprocal contest. Trump can't
wait to reciprocate....

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Snow Job by Santos With Lying Long Nose

has job when it snows
Santos has long nose that grows
in dark also glows

what we do propose
stop Santos who has long nose
each lie grows and grows

Santos anointed
after being appointed
were disappointed

storming and storming
guided by global warning
Santos is scorning

a picture he...

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The snow fell in down LA
And everyone wanted to play
But the SAG
Said, "Nothing is free!
So open your wallet and pay!"...

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Peppering down, like too much salt, 
the world's grounds are draped with deliberate deception.

All
"snow"men
now and then
overwhelm us.
"Will warm, wet weather
motivate more meltdown?"
Answer is axiomatic -
"Nature's non-negotiable."

(Axiomatic - self evident)...

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