Best Snow Job Poems

We headed out for old King's Hill
with our flyer sleds in tow
when Mrs. Miller called us,
"Can you first come shovel snow?"
 
"Do the walks and...

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Washington is to get a foot of snow!

   That is nothin' new as far as I know.

      I...

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Got a stupid question, driving me beserk! 

The reason I am asking is, because I'm such a jerk

       ...

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A bunko conman’s deliberate evil 
finally gets him into jail.
Kept-on lying, making no one particularly
queasy regarding stories told untrue.
Verbal worthless X-out, yields zero  

Submitted...

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Flames are now ashes 
Stars earn their passes 
On a second round
Enjoying the mountainous town 
Being at their peak 
Everyone listening to the words they...

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A lady whose special dill dough
Was suddenly covered in snow
Found that what tickles
More than icicles 
Is watching those fat fickles grow...

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snow job
(apropos the work goes on…)

snow—
that whiteness 
that blankets
the path
ebony footprints left
may cover the way
for a moment
but as night
melts into day
injustice is as snow
and we...

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No matter how hard you may show
It will shrivel up in the snow
But don't take the word
Of a little bird
Because icicles grow and grow!...

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Trump and A Snow Job

What had happened I do suppose;
From foot to his head he had froze;
Change his ways,
One of these days;
Into things with nose...

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Thick glasses and buck teethed
bumbling, insecure, nerdy and meek
he got many laughs
blowing up his class
teaching chemistry with two left feet

Julius was tired of being prudent
wanting...

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snow storms delayed flights
snow job: seating arrangements--
super bowl shivers...

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I
The beggar outside the supermarket
You swore was picked up later
In a flashy car
Sat there in the sun for 8 hours
While you pissed & moaned
All the...

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Came

"From God we all came and He is to blame.
Day after day life became like a big game.
Day after day can live without finding fortune...

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1. Young, old, healthy, sick such plasticity
the clean or not, such flexibility
your side is always strong in the pull
for once, darkness should smile and overrule
none...

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Plague of lies,
froggy croaks untrue
Swarm of flies
surround Capitol dungHills
Infectious hope buzz kill:
Leftover piles of shill legislative bills
that don’t do  do right

There should be no...

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