Best Smurf Poems

Smurf you, smurf that. I can even feed smurf 
to my kitty cat.
I learned to smurf at a very young age, 
after I learned to smurf the page.
Vanity Smurf taught me how to stare in a mirror,
Greedy Smurf taught me to keep things nearer.
After I...

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I am blue,
So very blue.
Maybe, I am literally blue,
Like that unhappy little Smurf.
I want to have some real friends.

He is red,
So very red.
Maybe, he is literally red,
Like that anger-reddened dragon.
He needs to learn to listen a bit.

She is white,
So very white.
Maybe, she is literally white,
Like...

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There once was a smurf named Smurfette,
 who smurfed around in a blue smurfvette.
She dated a smurf whose first name was Smacker.
 When they had their first date he smurfed  and smacked 
 her.
And from that day on, he will forever be known
 as...

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On Saturday night in Waikiki
The teenagers turn rather freaky
Though blue as a smurf
They all love to surf
Like a Kahanamoku tiki!...

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Deep in his lair with a scowl and a sneer,
Gargamel grumbled, "They're still not here!"
He plotted and paced, he ranted and swore,
Yet Smurfs slipped away like they had before.

Azrael yawned, unimpressed with the plan,
Another bad scheme from a not-so-great man.
"Turn them to gold? Make Smurf...

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Natural to love Smurf boy,
Blooming-garden of joy,
Smurfettes you deploy!...

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