Best Slob Poems
Below are the all-time best Slob poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of slob poems written by PoetrySoup members
Bob the SlobThere was once a lazy drunkard named Bob
He's so idle he's nicknamed the fat slob
By the pool he lays
In a drunken daze
He just drinks and...
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Categories:
slob, humor,
Form:
Limerick
I'M a WriterSome folks smile when I say I’m a writer
Some smirk, suggesting I should get a job
My stories and poems make our days brighter
Fantasy often, and,...
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Categories:
slob, poetry, words, work, write,
Form:
Rondeau Redouble
When You Wear a Dirty ShirtWhen you wear a dirty shirt,
You're a book getting judged by its cover.
People think you're really poor, or nutty,
Or that you have a menial job.
Or...
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Categories:
slob, humor,
Form:
Free verse
My Most Embarrassing MomentI worked in an Insurance office and loved my job
But the manager was an idle fat slob
He’d put in expenses sheets for work he hadn’t...
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Categories:
slob, humorous, me, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Those Immortal Burma Shave SignsThose BURMA SHAVE signs used to give us kids something to do,
As down the highways and byways in our 1935 Dodge we flew!
The chef-d'oeuvre from...
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Categories:
slob, humorous, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
Frozen GroundI bent down to pick up a penny from the frozen ground.
I could smell myself, the acrid stench of sweat and soot,
the taint of vapored...
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Categories:
slob, angst, death, loss, sadme,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Two WordsTwo Words
Dream
Scheme
Beam
Team
Shout
Pout
Duel
Shot
Life
Death
Brain
Drain
Stupid
Cupid
Dumb
Numb
Rum
Thumb
Prosecute
Electrocute
Einstein
Infinity
Immigrant
Us
Atom
Bomb
Strength
Weakness
Love
Hurt
Fate
Destiny
God
Cosmos
Lucifer
Lost
Passion
Torpid
Feelings
Flatline
Politician
Huckster
Glorious
Despicable
Moon
Mars
Space
Race
Beguile
Style
Truth
Lie
Cake
Pie
Bicycle
Tricycle
Car
Jar
Balloon
Burst
First
Last
Lust
Like
Fist
Fight
Right
Write
Left
Deft
Genius
Idiot
Manners
Rude
Give
Take
Rate
Deflate
Washington
Jefferson
Hamilton
Burr
Trump
Nixon
Hitler
Wotan
Karloff
Lugosi
Frankenstein
Dracula
Foot
Fall
Think
Blink
Popcorn
Unicorn
Coffin
Fly
Fish
Fry
Good
Bad
Think
Drink
Smile
Scowl
Teeth
Towel
Grimace
Ace
Lash
Bash
Date
Hate
Hurry
Wait
Freeze
Animate
Brave
Wave
Holocaust
Heydrich
Fool
Drool
Slob
Blob
Dead
Undead
Alive
Thrive
Evolution
Revolution
Vampire
Umpire
Wire
Dire
Flour
Flower
Alien
Robot
Klaatu
Gort
Tower
Power
Rush
Hour
Talk
Walk
Hysterical
Empirical
Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved
July 8, 2018 (Short-Form Free Verse)...
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Categories:
slob, assonance, history, imagery, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
What Shaped My LifeTime and events chisel and shape our lives,
an unknown sculptor blue prints your life plan,
a knock here, a cut there, we think ‘not fair’
we journey...
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Categories:
slob, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Lessen the Load We BareYou get on a train and search for a seat,
To take the pain away from your feet,
You couldn’t care less about whoever you nudge,
You find...
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Categories:
slob, care,
Form:
I do not know?
Dare I Begin PurgingMy porch must be miserable
Full of empty boxes
Thanks to Amazon’s daily deliveries
I had not noticed until today
But it is unbelievably noticeable
I wish the delivery...
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Categories:
slob, satire,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Categories:
slob, poems,
Form:
Rhyme
Only Slade's BrainTim was the new judge in Deadwood Flat
Not really qualified, just a rancher at that
He first case was of the outlaw, Horace Slade
Caught red handed...
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Categories:
slob, humor, time, western,
Form:
Lyric
Everything Is Not What It SeemsDo you have a clue,
What that person sitting on the curb is going through,?
Did you give him a smile, wave, or even say hello,?
Or, did...
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Categories:
slob, death, depression, family, loss,
Form:
Verse
Another Day Without a DollarAnother day without a dollar.
Another day, I’m not a scholar.
Makes me yell, scream and holler.
Another day without a dollar.
Another day, not one red cent.
Another day,...
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Categories:
slob, moving on, retirement,
Form:
Rhyme
Remember, Nothing MattersWhen I think of what I’m worth
I think of nothing more than dirt
I think of how small our world is
And how we mean nothing, nothing...
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Categories:
slob, confusion, life, philosophy, people,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme