Best Slimy Poems

Silently the slimy toad,
Squirmed his way down the shiny road,
And to his followers cried,
‘to Babylon where we’ll not be denied
Lilly ponds and fields of plenty,
tended over by noble Gentry
with cash and causes of great intent,
shall let us live or lives content’.

“Oh Leader! They all did...

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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and li'l lambs eat ivy
Sounds like the political scene today, makes us feel grimy
I'm seeing an end
Hope I'm right, it depends
On coming to our senses and saying “Adieu, Mr. Slimy!”...

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Some matters are subject to laws;
some others happen at random.
'De gustibus' a Latin tag goes,
non est disputandum.'
(Good time there's never to waste
on arguing long about taste).

So I relish radishes merrily;
I savour long sticks of celery.
The fruits of the earth are all wonders
except for slimy cucumbers
which...

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there once was a slimy slug
but was quite a handsome bug
always left a gooey trail
and always did prevail
to get girl slug bug hugs...

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Two little kittens and a very big dog
Gazed at the creature that was sitting on a log
It looked a little slimy and it really wasn’t spiny 
So, you can’t mistake a bullfrog for a hedgehog…
No, you can’t mistake a bullfrog for a hedgehog.

One little kitten...

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The snail slowly slithered from the wet grass
Crossed the cracked concrete sidewalk 
leaving a silky slimy slender trail of mucus
carrying a shatterable shell as its shield....

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The sneaky, slimy, slithering, squirming snake silently sat shamefully,
Stupendously-stumped.

The seated, sizzling, sneaky, slimy, slithering serpent still stupendously-stumped,
Squirmed slowly searching signaling scents.
With no stopping the squirming, silently-sneaky, slithering, shamefully-stumped serpent searching sign, the snake slithers sizzling surround sound.

Only with punishment, the slithering, slimy, silent, shamefully-stumped serpent...

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Gholam startled for a second, smelling the women; 
his nose turned sharply to the east, 
Glad he would be able to rapidly 
pick up their scent after devouring his feast,

Madic had been an acquaintance of sort, 
but his slimy slippery flesh was ripe for eating,...

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Tiny
Spiny
Surly
Ugly
Tiny spiny slimy creepiness
Surly ugly spooky nastiness



AP: 3rd place 2021

Posted on August 5, 2019...

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