Best Siri Poems

Siri, locate Walmart
	Would you like me to Google Wall Fart?
Siri, locate Wallgreens
	I do not understand ‘sallscreens’
Siri, you are stupid
	This is about you, not me
Siri, die!
	Would you like me to contact the local suicide help center?

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Hi, there. My name's Alexa
  I'm heaven-sent; I'll never vex ya
Nor will I do anything quirky
  In fact you'll find bright 'n perky

Don't care for perky? Give me a try
  I'm Cortana, efficient but dry
My task is not to amuse or entertain
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It happened around 10:05am and then
Somebody was parked in my driveway

I accosted the man
He opened the driver's window

Before I could speak he pinched my cheek.
"Cheers." He drove away

But I'm taking all the clocks off the classroom walls
No one should know what time it is

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