Best Sexes Poems
battle of the sexes
~~MONA LISA SMILE
Picture Oil painting worthwhile
Leonardo DA Vinci, look out!
What is she really smiling about?
(((The popularity of the Mona Lisa increased in the mid 19th century
because of the Symbolist movement. The painting was thought to
encompass a sort of feminine mystique.)))
~~JAMES EARL JONES
His award winning voice, rough like stones
Darth Vader, Mufasa, stuttering jubilee
When I die can he be the one narrating my eulogy?
(((I love James, I'm a star wars freak... <--- yup that's me)))
~~SADDAM AND BIN LADEN
Were very bad, bad men
Causing chaos throughout America & Afghanistan,
HATERS OF THE USA: they should be called the Arab ku klux klan
(((Occupation: Terrorist~ makes me wonder if they went to the same school.)))
~~ADOLF HITLER
The world worse killer
Commander of the oxymoron Nazi
Losing at his own game of Yahtzee
(((The Most Hated Murderer of all time)))
~~YOUNG ANNE FRANK
Her diary worth more than any bank
Famous Jewish victims of the Holocaust
Her legacy teaches that hate is an exhaust
(((Anne Frank's diary remains one of the most moving and widely read
accounts of the Jewish experience during the Holocaust.)))
~~JOAN OF ARC
Angel in an era so dark
an epic hundred year war
her visions is what she payed for.
(((Joan of Arc, also called the Maid of Orleans, a patron saint of France
and a national heroine, led the resistance to the English invasion.)))
~~BB KING
Can really sing
Stand by me...
But, can he sting like a bee
(((BB KING~ could not help but wonder if he was a lover and a fighter.)))
~~LADY GAGA
Is no piano sonata,
Madonna wannabe, is she.
Watching her videos make me laugh till I pee.
(((Lady Gaga is Unique as can be!)))
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for battle of the clerihew
Battle of the Sexes??
Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.
Sight seeing
Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak
Hick up
Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.
So sew
Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.
Knothead
He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.
John G. Lawless
12/10/2015
submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith
Battle of the Sexes
A Collaboration Between: Pandita Sanchez and Eric L. Boddie
As beautiful and smart as you are,
you always seem to take it too far.
I know some of it is just;
but there is still so much that never needed to be discussed.
It could be that you too often misunderstand me,
overcomplicating and seeing life differently.
They say men are from Mars and women from Venus,
so things will never be simplified between us.
Tell me, what am I to think -
I mean, your mood changes within a blink;
so much emotion can sometimes get in the way,
you like pushing buttons - what's that shade of gray?
One minute you say that I’m too emotional;
then when I prove to be your equal, you call me irrational.
Is it just that I’m way too much woman for you?
And, perhaps, you really don’t have a clue?
There you go again thinking you are all that;
that's the reason we are always off track.
I love everything about you, but I tire of the stress;
and I can't calm you down unless I get you undressed.
See that's exactly what I'm talking about -
resorting to caveman tactics makes you believe you have clout;
but you're no longer a boy, so you should know better, Boo,
you're wearing me out with your commitment issue.
You see, I just can't ever win.
So don't stand there trying to pretend
like you are faultless in all of this;
but the blame always hits me - it has never missed.
While I admit that I’m not totally blameless,
I’ve been the one who‘s always willing to do more while you do less.
In fact, like Rodin’s ‘Thinker’ you just brood over our problems;
but I’m the mover and shaker who actually tries to solve them.
You know what? I am done with all this…
I mean, you know I am addicted to your sweet kiss
which, consequently, makes arguments hard to resist,
all because there is not a feature about you I want to miss.
So please just let me say -
the indifferences need to end, and let's start anew today.
Well we don’t need to be arguing all the time sinking into quicksand,
if like two adults, we address concerns before they get out of hand.
But in spite of what our differences may be,
I know we love each other to the nth degree;
and in the end, we know we’re worth it, and we’ll see,
man and woman, we can work it out together, Baby, you and me.
perfectly full moon
sun sit watching silver ball
hold men in traction.
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I gazed into her eyes until she could imagine the person she wanted me to be.
If I do it wrong the first time it will free up a lot of time for me later.
No I don't need hearing aids, I have perfected the art of selective hearing.
Take your time, I'll be in the car testing the horn.
How was I supposed to know you didn't want me to answer your question?
Bev Smith's "When one line is never enough" contest.
When women argue how men have
More than women have ever had,
That it’s unfair that men can be a
Much faster Olympiad.
They’re playing the victim to the man
Where they’re handcuffed to a womb,
And they alone go through the hell of
Being in the delivery room.
What they don’t get is that men would
Love to grow a living breathing soul,
Instead our only job involves planting
A seed in the small key hole.
So, to compensate, men build towers,
Faster, concrete worldly things we create,
You see, man is a victim of the woman’s body,
The woman’s body that can gestate.
All armored in gear of silver, he stands tall
at the battlefield of war.
She carelessly awaits for the hour, watching
him and learning his many flaws.
He tells her that she can forfeit at any time,
regardless of the state that they are in.
She giggles a laugh of mock, as she rolls her eyes.
Reading his face like a book,
she considers her tactics and skills.
The time has come, the bell has rung and the
battle has now commenced.
She sees him coming her way, and as he runs he
questions why she still stands there in such deviance.
As he approaches her he sees her drop to her knees,
she looks up at him with a look of helplessness.
She questions him, asking away a series of
confounding mind controlling questions.
This devious tactic was that of the opposite gender,
as she cried and cried he couldn't but to surrender.
As he went to her side to offer his comfort,
she quickly ended his life without commiseration,
and stood over his lifeless body, declaring victory.
As she pridefully gloated,
she leaned in and gave him a kiss tasting
of mere repugnance and scorn, they say
hell hath no fury but this was not the end
he gasped his last breath of air as he
swiftly ended her life with a feel of satisfaction.
Unfortunately his fate was in her hands as well
as hers in his so there they laid, him and her, both dead.
Listen up, you tin soldiers,
it’s time to grow some heavy metal skin
In this battle of the sexes,
the enemy is winning the war ...
And that burns my masculine soul to no end
Team testosterone is in retreat,
therefore, I implore my band of brothers
The prospect of imminent defeat
should make us fight that much harder
As one brave soldier of the enemy truthfully declared:
Love is a battlefield!
So I ask you right now, you miserable grunts,
are you prepared to yield?
Oh, what I wouldn’t give for one hundred of her kind —
Bravehearts, willing to battle any man
in combat, up close, hand to hand
Now I know some of you boys
ain’t seen war upfront and personal
Them little girls you’ve been dealing with,
ain’t nothing but lightweight ...
just a tease and a flirt
Easily defeated on the first date
A real woman would chew you up and spit you out,
pin your weak mind to the floor ... kick your butt out the house
That kinda woman wouldn’t take your crap,
no, you best believe not for one moment, son
She’d get right in your face,
and smack you up side your head with her love gun
What y’all raw, green thumb bucks need to understand,
this is a real war you’re in
And them tough-minded women they aim to win
So, listen up to Sgt. Apone here,
tighten up your boots, strap on your jocks
and test check your combat gear
The next sounds on the battlefield I better not hear:
“I’ll take care of that right away ...”
“whatever you say ...”
“yes, dear!”
Matriarchy ruled *****sapiens for many a generation.
Patriarchy ruled neanderthal clans within neanderthal civilizations.
*****sapien clans were all led by women shaman.
The shaman and her clans women were all provided for by the men.
Both sexes of both species were involved with hunting and gathering.
The more a *****sapien male provided, the better his chances of getting a women.
Neanderthals however were male orientated.
The stronger neanderthal male took whatever women he wanted and mated.
Perhaps our encounter with the neanderthals is when our battle of the sexes did begin.
When asked of a male *****sapien
(who also happened to have a neanderthal male as his best friend)
why he killed the clans' most beloved shaman,
he responded in typical neanderthal fashion,
"What can I say? She just wouldn't listen,"
and then hence, Our Battle of The Sexes did begin.
Battle of the Sexes
Date: Tue, Jan 19 2016 at 1:14 PM
He's not just Battling her Mind, Heart, but Spirit
Her Heart & Mind, and Soul to Triggering
If there's any Conflictions, Afflictions, To Endearing
Her Soul, Heart & Mind to Cheer Within
Through Her Flaws & Blemishes
To Love her Unconditioned
To Listen
More than Talking to Offering Apprenticeship
Fulfilling her Heart, Soul, & Mind Wishes
Of Love Continuous
In One with God as The Union in Unison Blending
As One in this Chemist Mixing
to An Ingredient Sufficient
Through Differences
Through this Love Commission
Stimulating
Motivating
Insinuating
Amazement
For her Beauty Radiating
Within her Heart Generating
And Soul Illuminating
Her Mind Designated
Through Trials & Tribulations
Temptations
Frustrations
Satan
And Treacherous Persuasions
For the Love to Be Undertaken
By the Satanist
Patience
And Being Patient
Through the Storms Facing
HAND in Hand Consolidated
Being Gracious
In the Love that Was Formulated
Respecting Her Mind, Soul, Body
Being Truthful in Honesty
Even if it's through Poverty
In this Wicked Economy
Two Anamolies
Two Souls Embodied
In One Another Commonly
Pushing Her towards Greatness to Be Greater
Making Her Breathless
Bringing Life through Kisses through the Breath Or Wind
Till the Last kiss has to Be Savored
Battle of The Sexes
Battle of the Sexes
Communication void of substance goes unheard,
Imaginary words sounding so absurd!
Relationships, luster lacking is loveless,
Feels like cold hands that are gloveless!
Take heed, the mind, body and soul have needs!
Written By: Sarita A. Milliner © 2/2/16
Submitted for contest: One liners 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 WHEN ONE LINE IS NEVER ENOUGH
Sponsored by: Bev Smith
Thrust in and out
Oh! I love your wrath you take on me
Slamming me hard into the bed
Smothered with sheets and
Screams mumbled by pillows
So harsh but the only way I can feel you love
Passionate and soaked
Spent and sticky
Dirty unto the Kinks
Between the Sexes
Guys are complicated
And girls are stupid.
To much hairspray
They blow away cupid.
Girls try to look good
Just to impress guys,
When all they do
Is screw and tell lies.
See I can insult guys and girls
Because people are all about looks.
Teenagers are about their hormones
Instead of school books.
I know what I say
And you should believe me.
Guys are complicated
And girls are stupid.
The battle of the sexes
Why did it start
Might it be better
to keep us apart...
Is it our differences
can't reconcile
Or we won't set them aside
for raising a child
you got it all
can i call
got sweet lips
nices hipsl
love the way you dip
strong as a ship
your driving me insane
YOU SEXES THING