Best Sexes Poems

battle of the sexes


~~MONA LISA SMILE
Picture Oil painting worthwhile 
Leonardo DA Vinci, look out!
What is she really smiling about?

(((The popularity of the Mona Lisa increased in the mid 19th century 
because of the Symbolist movement. The painting was thought to 
encompass a sort of feminine...

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Battle of the Sexes 

A Collaboration Between: Pandita Sanchez and Eric L. Boddie 
Written on September 30, 2015


As beautiful and smart as you are, 
you always seem to take it too far. 
I know some of it is just; 
but there is still so much...

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Battle of the Sexes??

Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.


Sight seeing

Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak


Hick up

Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.


So sew

Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.


Knothead

He drove the nail from one side of...

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Battle of the Sexes 
A Collaboration Between: Pandita Sanchez and Eric L. Boddie 

As beautiful and smart as you are, 
you always seem to take it too far. 
I know some of it is just; 
but there is still so much that never needed to...

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perfectly full moon
sun sit watching silver ball
hold men in traction.

*...

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I gazed into her eyes until she could imagine the person she wanted me to be.

If I do it wrong the first time it will free up a lot of time for me later.

No I don't need hearing aids, I have perfected the art of...

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When women argue how men have 
    More than women have ever had,
    That it’s unfair that men can be a
           Much faster Olympiad.

 They’re playing the victim to...

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All armored in gear of silver, he stands tall
at the battlefield of war.
She carelessly awaits for the hour, watching
him and learning his many flaws.
He tells her that she can forfeit at any time,
regardless of the state that they are in.
She giggles a laugh of mock,...

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Listen up, you tin soldiers,
it’s time to grow some heavy metal skin
In this battle of the sexes,
the enemy is winning the war ... 
And that burns my masculine soul to no end
Team testosterone is in retreat,
therefore, I implore my band of brothers
The prospect of imminent...

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Matriarchy ruled *****sapiens for many a generation.
Patriarchy ruled neanderthal clans within neanderthal civilizations.
*****sapien clans were all led by women shaman.
The shaman and her clans women were all provided for by the men.
Both sexes of both species were involved with hunting and gathering.
The more...

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Battle of the Sexes

Date: Tue, Jan 19 2016 at 1:14 PM

He's not just Battling her Mind, Heart, but Spirit
Her Heart & Mind, and Soul to Triggering 
If there's any Conflictions, Afflictions, To Endearing
Her Soul, Heart & Mind to Cheer Within
Through Her Flaws & Blemishes
To Love...

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Battle of the Sexes

Communication void of substance goes unheard,
Imaginary words sounding so absurd!
Relationships, luster lacking is loveless,
Feels like cold hands that are gloveless!
Take heed, the mind, body and soul have needs!
 
Written By: Sarita A. Milliner © 2/2/16

Submitted for contest: One liners 6, 7, 8,...

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Thrust in and out
Oh! I love your wrath you take on me
Slamming me hard into the bed
Smothered with sheets and 
Screams mumbled by pillows
So harsh but the only way I can feel you love
Passionate and soaked 
Spent and sticky 
Dirty unto the Kinks...

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Between the Sexes

Guys are complicated
And girls are stupid.
To much hairspray
They blow away cupid.

Girls try to look good
Just to impress guys,
When all they do
Is screw and tell lies.

See I can insult guys and girls
Because people are all about looks.
Teenagers are about their hormones
Instead of school books.

I...

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you got it all
can i call
got sweet lips
nices hipsl
love the way you dip
strong as a ship
your driving me insane
YOU SEXES THING...

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