Best Scrumptiously Poems

Sarah, for your birthday, I do not want to ruin the surprise,
So put on your mask, and here is a blinder to cover your eyes.
I will give you hints as we get on our private fumigated plane.
Of course your mother is waiting, and she will...

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Two dragonflies and two huffle-winks lined up to compete in a race
Lady dragon was the adjudicator, a ring of flames encircled her face 
Haughty huffle-winks were egotists and didn’t listen to her rules
declaring, ‘Your rules are really silly. They only apply to stupid fools 
We'll...

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Let’s all bring our mortar and pestle
And have a party of great papaya pickle
We call this a famous Thai ‘’som tum”
So delicious! Heavenly awesome!

Let’s first wear our kitchen attire
Dance the Thai music, don’t be shy
Then prepare all the somtum ingredients
For superb taste, a hundred percent.

Main...

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Oh pizza, oh pizza
You are so piping hot,
That I would gobble you up right on the spot.

Oh pizza, oh pizza
You're so sticky and gooey,
And so scrumptiously chewy.

Oh pizza, oh pizza
You are such a delicious food,
And always put me in a great mood.

Oh pizza, oh pizza
Rather...

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Waiter please bring me some wine.
Then you may take your time
to bring me food that is divine.

Waiter, I'll tell you what I feel.
I would like a marvelous meal.
Can you tell me what's the deal?

Waiter from The Cat in the Hat.
Can you tell me where it's...

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Kansas Poem #4

Hey Hoss, slow down there!
No need to go so fast. Besides,
I don’t want to go 
to where you’re going, and
I don’t want to be seen 
to where you’re heading.
Hey Hoss, please turn this 
furious black thing around!
Kindly get me the hell out of...

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Mama Bear is not their choice to bake
She tries to make pancake, but they flop
If you want a delicious golden pancake
You wake up Papa Bear, whose batter is the top!

He adds all this crazy stuff like cinnamon, sugar too
and it is super scrumptiously delicious when...

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Pizza (Epulaeryu)

Homemade dough, flavor rising
Favorite veggies chopped
Taste buds wait impatiently
Pizza made with flare
Scrumptiously, gooey
Cheese topped sauce
Done!


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 28, 2010...

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There is a poem
Dangling,
Unappreciated,
Just hanging there.

On our November,
A Thanking,
Loving,
Pumpkin.

Perhaps poor poetry;

But scrumptiously odiferous,
Dangling
Unappreciated,
But hanging there today anyway.

Happy Thanksgiving!....

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Written: April 21, 2024
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 ...you appeared as a cherub
In bejeweled emerald sky,
tangled atop topaz pearl tributary 
in...

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Seven applied for the position of traveling mayor.
Glorious sunrise shined upon the eager new applicants.
Welcome splurge of information came forth rather quickly.
We appoint watchers to take notes on contenders.

Spit dribble out of a mouth twice –ugh!
The concept of napkin never entered his mind?
A divorce does...

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Pickled herring in a pie?
Scrumptiously delicious. Do or die?
The idea makes me ask grandma why….
Do you use wheat or rye?

Marmalade makes it a great buy.
The combination is easy to try.
Mustard too and will we need to fry
Pickled herring in a pie?...

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His wonderful wizardly was well-known in the glen
Xavier, was more talented than most of his kin
His enchantments could weasel under your skin
Making you fat, angry, happy, or sometimes too thin

Xavier resided at the beastly bordello, Cats Eye Inn
The scrumptiously tasty food there should be a...

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It is scrumptiously tasty
Ambrosia for gods
One piece will not do at all
Delightfully sweet
Moist inner frosting
Coconut
Cake...

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