Best Scrotum Poems
...I do not like you folk
I do not like you woke
I'd rather you not spoke
Your throats I'd like to choke
All you do is criticize
See things with an evil eye
The e......
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Categories:
scrotum, funny, poems, satire, word
Form:
Couplet
...Me name is Daniel Morgan
There’s a thousand pounds on me head
Just me and me native lad
We upset the Traps,
the silly chaps,
Gawd strike me dead.
The Traps were camping ,
on the green old la......
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Categories:
scrotum, adventureme, me,
Form:
Rhyme
...Nigga my fade be the meanest this nigga been hot since a foetus I’m leaving a distance between us, free us from hash tags and demons ......
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Categories:
scrotum, abuse, anger, christian, discrimination,
Form:
Blank verse
...
What can a bewildered brotha’ say,
it happens every unnatural day
Sunshine is labeled as shade,
crystal clear is called opaque fade
Did I make a left turn
into the wrong dimension?
......
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Categories:
scrotum, gender, perspective, society, wisdom,
Form:
Ode
...There was a farm hand named Tommy Totem
Who went out to the garden and hoe’d ‘em
But that implement
Was useless since bent
So he used the tool next to his scrotum
For Bawdy Limerick two cont......
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Categories:
scrotum, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
...The front door closed behind me.
Along the city's mourning streets,
eyes glanced up,
and quickly looked away.
'Ought implies can'.
In the Ethics seminar,
I could not help feeling like a ......
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Categories:
scrotum, humanity, love, peace, society,
Form:
Free verse
...Does the word scrotum bring a tear to your eye
As a boy were you ever hit there, said goodbye
Gave away your Pokemon cards
Ran out on the boulevard
Then a filly grabbed it, changed your m......
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Categories:
scrotum, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
...A basketball player named Odom
Wants to dribble the balls in his scrotum
He tries to bounce them
Hardwood boards renounce them
Odom can't put 'em back ~ has to tote 'em!......
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Categories:
scrotum, humorous, sports,
Form:
Limerick
...RAPE ON SONGHAI
Washington, Washington, their Washington
With a great hot flaming phallus in hand
Griped so tight, knuckles turn pale
You shield it up with the hood of this new religion
And th......
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Categories:
scrotum, political,
Form:
Free verse
...See, I try to make sure my facial hair is
symmetrical on both sides of my face.
It’s not. I know it’s not. You may not be able to tell, but it’s not.
I don’t get much chest hair on the right
side, b......
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Categories:
scrotum, father, growing up, life,
Form:
Free verse
...Agent, Load The Toad, this is informant Marty Sperm Ball, come in....
Are you the Gate Keeper, over ? No, my real name is Sir Salem Scrotum
Antipuss the eighth from Bioteck Federations Inc., of her ......
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Categories:
scrotum, humor,
Form:
...
Jefferson Kol,
Had wanted to copulate with his wife...
Please, I'm due for prayers,
she emphasized.
After which the load in the scrotum
had negotiated his sleep
Twilight,
made a reality of......
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Categories:
scrotum, time,
Form:
Free verse
...If Christ in his triumph and glory
Decides to unravel a new chapter and story
By returning from whence he departed,
He shall in stupefaction be started,
To find out this wanton era
Has indeed, ......
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Categories:
scrotum, betrayal, fear, heartbroken, sad,
Form:
Ballad
...Necropants
A fashion trend that I see not growing
Is Necropants pants for those who’re not knowing
They are an ancient Icelandic money scheme
Let me explain just what I mean
You must get permi......
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Categories:
scrotum, clothes, magic, money,
Form:
Rhyme
...Looked to see, and correlated datats, and
When the uk women of the higher education status, sed
Highest rates of alcohol consumption in the world
And then the Oman, womens page said they are also......
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Categories:
scrotum, wife, world, education, perspective,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry