Best Santorum Poems

New York City came to great Excitement!
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Caucus Over
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd

Romney claims he is most electable
Results conclude that is debatable.

Bachman stood firm on defense and health care law
Discovered her support was...

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South Carolina Done


Huntsman took his ride to the Carolina coast
Campaigned a few days then decided he was toast.

Perry traveled south and spent plenty of loot
Then...

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Big Bucks and Florida

Ron Paul is a jolly colorful bloke
Send politicians to the moon he joked
But Florida requires big bucks to play
Perhaps in Nevada he...

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If you’re voting for Santorum
We really must address
Those sweaters – why he wore ‘em
Is anybody’s guess

If voting for a Newt
Remember what he’s been
A D.C. political...

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New Hampshire Has Spoken
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd

Romney is choice of the republican elite
With thirty-nine percent he’ll be hard to delete.

Paul’s crowd is excited and nipping...

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After Round One
By Franklin Price
1/29/2015

After round one of last night's debate
Huckabee and Santorum met Trump for a date
They had finished round one and had nothing...

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To Have Fun With the Candidates
By Franklin Price
1/25/2015

To have fun with the candidates
Should not cause any fuss
For after all most every day
They're having fun with...

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Politician Climate Change Scientist

Rick Santorum, 
Has his own theorem
That the Pope
Should reduce his scope
By leaving science to scientist’s own device.
It’s too bad he does not...

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Desert Delegate Hunt

Caucus numbers poor for Rick Santorum
Hopes next week will be a better forum.

Disappointing evening for Doctor Paul
Perhaps in Maine he’ll make a larger...

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Who Won (rigged) Maine?
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd

Saturday Maine voters took a poll
Romney won, but Paul camp claims he stole
One Paul leaning caucus, cancelled for snow
Helping...

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concerning Iran (a brief letter to the american voter)

dear miss or mister
still-believing-in-the-“dream”---
which face that you see being displayed on your
screens, 
do you think will get...

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Nikki Haley, Sean Spicer,
Trey Goudy, Richard Grenell,
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, 
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, 
Rick Santorum, Tucker Carlson,
Rupert Murdoch, Kimberly Guilfoyle,
Ed Rollins, Eric Trump,
Ivanka Trump,...

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silly silly rick santorum
demanding that *********** go away
so that christians can pretend like
their way is the only game in town
(ban ***********, ban same-sex marriage,
ban sugar,...

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