Best Sag Poems

It’s fun to watch Awards shows,
Though they’re shallow and they’re trite – 
Stars all gathering together
For an ego-boosting night.

Yet the SAG Awards montages
Showing actors at their start
Captured images of younger days
That set the show apart.

From childhood roles and little parts
In soaps or SVU,
We got to...

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When I was a young'un on old Mother Earth
Believe me, this tale was surely an absolute first
She send me an old bag
Whose boobies did sag
Methinks this dude should've been totally reimbursed


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Well sing hallelujah and hang out the flags
My denture are broken and my body doth sag
Still a happy old pig
Can still do a jig
But lately having trouble some parts to wag...

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Been feeling a bit down lately
Weather's a factor but it's more than that
Seems my upbeat manner is starting to sag
The world's in a mess, a very sad fact

It's not unusual, been like this forever
It's been the human condition since year one
We expect if everyone tries...

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Well sing hallelujah and hang out the flags
My denture are broken and my body doth sag
But a happy old pig
Can still do a jig
But lately having trouble some parts won't wag...

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Well sing hallelujah and hang out the flags
My dentures are broken and my body doth sag
Still a happy old pig
Can still do the jig
But lately having trouble some parts to wag...

Continue reading...

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Dear Bard:?. Will E. Talk :?. Gno! 
Does TV die Tonite .?. Tizzatwotitizz ?? Kno:!
izziT bYe bYe LuV American sTyLe @MiDNiTe tonite ??
YoY za moment func.ai seems sum.wot co.herent .?.
OR ELSE :=} ai changes gears again -&- this time ... . . .
Eiger is out...

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