Best Safeway Poems

FIVE DOLLAR FRIDAY AT SAFEWAY,MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK.......
FROM EIGHT PIECES OF GOLDEN FRIED CHICKEN,AND MORE,BESIDES THAT I MUST SPEAK.............
BESIDES OF GOLDEN FRIED CHICKEN,THERE'S SO MUCH,SO MUCH,MUCH MORE.....
UPON THAT GOOD OL' FRIDAY,AT SAFEWAY,I ADORE....
SWEETS,FRESH FRUIT,AND PASTRIES....
ONLY UPON A FIVE DOLLAR FRIDAY....AT  SAFEWAY....BE.............
MY FAVORITE...

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Whispers crackers to the cheese,
"Lean a little closer please...
I'll bet the party's tomorrow night"..
Cabernet shivered in sudden fright,
The olives decided to bide their time,
And snuggled closer to the lime...
"Hope the party is a raging blast,
'Cause I think it's going to be our last!"...

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Haughty Banana turns away from Cabbage and holds her nose.
Amorous Apple whispers to Peach, "You're much lovelier than Rose".
Fragile Lettuce edges away from frozen Maiden Ice Cream,
And shy Violet cries to one and all, "If you come near me I'll scream".
Butter is quickly looking around...

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