Best Roasting Poems
Roasting a ChickenI’m roasting a chicken
(I’m far from a cook).
I opened the oven
To take a quick look.
It’s sitting there, browning,
With veggies around it;
The recipe’s Ina’s*
(I Googled and found it).
It’s a holiday meal
So I hope it tastes good.
I followed directions
As well as I could.
We’ll eat it tonight
And with...
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Categories:
roasting, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Sijo 1- Roastingroasting in the sun I lay brick,
one by one in mute perfection
...
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Categories:
roasting, senses,
Form:
Sijo
Reflections On a Roasting PanReflections on a Roasting Pan
The secret place where a woman goes
To wonder about the way life flows.
The ‘day after’ blues are setteling in,
Please, a few hours to see where we’ve been.
Great Uncle Dan, the turkey, another pie,
Another year gone, it’s rushed right on by.
New...
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Categories:
roasting, family, funny, introspectionday, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Roasting Prince Louie Of, Hellacious AcresLong long ago and far far away, lived an angel better known this day....
As Lucifer with big bright eyes and much bigger, dreams ? Twas a lovely lad
Blessed his majestic voice in that be, crystal waters; her cherubs adored this child
Perhaps you see for nothing...
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Categories:
roasting, caregiving,
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Categories:
roasting, angst, celebration, culture, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Head Chef Deserved a RoastingChef Billy was nasty and rude
He’d swear when trainees ruined food
With a loaf of stale bread
He’d whack them on the head
His language was terribly crude
One trainee used sugar not salt
The packets had split - not his fault
He’s beaten then battered
His poor nose was shattered
Chef Billy...
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Categories:
roasting, anti bullying, food, work,
Form:
Limerick
chestnuts roasting over an open fireMy cousin Finn was raving about the new dish at Claude’s Diner.
There is no appetizer better, truly nothing finer.
They call it Chestnuts roasting over an Open Fire.
I had to run out and try it, I had such a desire!
Are you sure? Asked the waitress, my...
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Categories:
roasting, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Unboxing Apocalypse - Part 2, We Will Make Love Roasting(Elai:)
Then let the flame be the altar.
Let our skin crackle like old vinyl records,
looping the moan that ended time.
Let the kiss taste of ember—
the tongue, a brand;
the breath, smoke that carries
our names to where gods go to weep.
And when our bodies fuse
between passion and combustion,
I...
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Categories:
roasting, death,
Form:
Free verse