Best Ridiculously Poems
I was not impressed by his super mediocre talent
The kind one should keep under wraps exposed
To a world of less well known and near do well designers
Who struggle easily with mundane exotic tasks which, when left
In the hands of expert amateurs would not seem so
Ridiculously sensible at a time such as now
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Note: For Kristen Bruni's "Oxymoronica" Contest
My most satisfying moments are
Reached with a book in hand, glasses
Not too far away, one
Condensing shamelessly
By my arm, tanned
To within an inch of being ridiculously chic
The other unashamedly resting above
The point of my nose, where
From here I scrutinize my
Most satisfying moments
John Lawless’s Poetry Contest: Don’t Fight it…..Write it!!
12 August 2015
Mark Trichet
Riot and rebellion reoccur in my rest.
has been ramified and ranked, in My rate
Round and round, revealing remorse
Righteous reputation, reverse reverence
Rack on my ratchet and roar to the rope.
Resident reutilization is running out of the Romp.
Give up the race to rehabilitate Renal.
Reverential Razor Ridiculously Regal
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Ksanet B../ peace of mind
Here are 15 very, very, very short prose poems! I think it is better to do it this way
than to add 15 very short single poems. Hope you enjoy them
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Voodoo
She kept trying
To make him
Disappear!
Until one day
After casting
A powerful spell
He vanished!
Oh… I forgot
He also took the car
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Something Missing
Kissing her
While her teeth
Were sitting in a glass
By the bed
Was like
Eating oatmeal
Without
A spoon
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Chatty Mornings
It was a perfect way
To start the day
As we looked at each other
And said nothing
Twice !!
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The Perfect Woman
She was everything
Any man could ever want
Young
Beautiful
Intelligent
Happy
Naked
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Unfortunate Fortunate’s
He tried to kill himself
With a gun
Several times
Fortunately
He was a poor shot
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Almost Something
She said she loved me
But I knew exactly who she was
And coming from her
It almost meant… something
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Not Cancer
The lump had bothered her
For quite some time
But after a physical examination
It turned out just to be her husband
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Patty’s Underpants
Though she left hours ago
They were hanging leisurely
Just lying over the bedroom chair
As if to say... good morning!
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Misinterpreting Signs
I thought I had grown lazy
Now I see I’ve just grown old
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A Pleasant Thought
I pictured you as leaves on a tree
Fallen to the ground
Surrounding my home
Covering me
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Like Him
His love for her was so deep
And so strong
That he would never allow her
To fall for a fool like him
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Lucky
It happened to me
... Once!
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Virginia
Inside the Dunkin Donuts
It looks like
New York
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Cheech And Chong Meet Romeo And Juliet
It’s OK honey
I''m over 18
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What To Look For In The Perfect Woman
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Designer shoe ads
Magazine ridiculous
Overpriced items
Movie stars can afford them
Regular people cannot
Exorbitant price
Two thousand dollar blouses
Dresses? Do not ask
Money I will never have
Magazine ridiculous