Best Ridiculously Poems


Premium Member Ridiculously Sensible

I was not impressed by his super mediocre talent

     The kind one should keep under wraps exposed

          To a world of less well known and near do well designers 

               Who struggle easily with mundane exotic tasks which, when left

                    In the hands of expert amateurs would not seem so

                          Ridiculously sensible at a time such as now

                                                            ~*~

Note:  For Kristen Bruni's  "Oxymoronica" Contest

Ridiculously Chic

My most satisfying moments are
Reached with a book in hand, glasses
Not too far away, one
Condensing shamelessly
By my arm, tanned 
To within an inch of being ridiculously chic
The other unashamedly resting above 
The point of my nose, where
From here I scrutinize my
Most satisfying moments 




John Lawless’s Poetry Contest: Don’t Fight it…..Write it!!
12 August 2015
Mark Trichet

Ridiculously Regal

Riot and rebellion reoccur in my rest.
has been ramified and ranked, in My rate
Round and round, revealing remorse
Righteous reputation, reverse reverence
Rack on my ratchet and roar to the rope.
Resident reutilization is running out of the Romp.
Give up the race to rehabilitate Renal.
Reverential Razor Ridiculously Regal
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Ksanet B../ peace of mind


15 Ridiculously Short Poems

Here are 15 very, very, very short prose poems! I think it is better to do it this way 
than to add 15 very short single poems. Hope you enjoy them 
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Voodoo

She kept trying 
To make him 
Disappear! 
Until one day 
After casting 
A powerful spell 
He vanished! 

Oh… I forgot 
He also took the car 
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Something Missing

Kissing her 
While her teeth 
Were sitting in a glass 
By the bed 
Was like 
Eating oatmeal 
Without 
A spoon 
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Chatty Mornings

It was a perfect way 
To start the day 
As we looked at each other 
And said nothing
Twice !!
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The Perfect Woman

She was everything 
Any man could ever want 
Young 
Beautiful 
Intelligent 
Happy 
Naked 
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Unfortunate Fortunate’s

He tried to kill himself 
With a gun 
Several times 
Fortunately 
He was a poor shot 
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Almost Something

She said she loved me 
But I knew exactly who she was 
And coming from her 
It almost meant… something 
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Not Cancer

The lump had bothered her 
For quite some time 
But after a physical examination 
It turned out just to be her husband 
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Patty’s Underpants

Though she left hours ago 
They were hanging leisurely 
Just lying over the bedroom chair 
As if to say... good morning!
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Misinterpreting Signs

I thought I had grown lazy 
Now I see I’ve just grown old 
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A Pleasant Thought

I pictured you as leaves on a tree 
Fallen to the ground 
Surrounding my home 
Covering me
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Like Him

His love for her was so deep 
And so strong 
That he would never allow her 
To fall for a fool like him
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Lucky

It happened to me 
... Once!
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Virginia

Inside the Dunkin Donuts 
It looks like 
New York 
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Cheech And Chong Meet Romeo And Juliet

It’s OK honey 
I''m over 18 
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What To Look For In The Perfect Woman

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© Cj Krieger  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Magazine Ads Are Ridiculously Pricey

Designer shoe ads
Magazine ridiculous
Overpriced items
Movie stars can afford them
Regular people cannot

Exorbitant price
Two thousand dollar blouses
Dresses? Do not ask
Money I will never have
Magazine ridiculous

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