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Premium Member Ridiculously Sensible
I was not impressed by his super mediocre talent

     The kind one should keep under wraps exposed

    ...

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Categories: ridiculously, funny
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Uncircumnavigated
"Uncircumnavigated"



Just Around the Corner ...



How did you write 
your way 
into my story?

A Wolf 
and
a Fox

Blitzkrieg. 
The rompers 
romp in…

This is unprecedented, unwanted,
Silence is Golden
I...

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Categories: ridiculously, adventure, romance, word play,
Form: Romanticism
Premium Member Jelly Fish Sandwiches
Jellyfish sandwiches delicately sliced.
Two or three on a plate, scrumptious and nice.
Eat them with pinkies, raised high and proud.
Please ignore the screaming; they are ridiculously...

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Categories: ridiculously, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Light Verse
London
London

The tour of London begins
 In the streets of my mind,
  Through past and present
   Intrinsically entwined,
    Through people...

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Categories: ridiculously, london,
Form: Rhyme
Important History
if time could be traveled
I'd take America's children
on an historic adventure
to undo public school brain washing
      a time before t.v....

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Categories: ridiculously, america, education, history,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Exegesis
"Exegesis"



At 7 he was 
thrown to the wolves

Bede marked his territory
hidden secrets 
kept in the abbey

he escaped
went to war
where the unwanted trod

First regiment,
Vietnam
he took with...

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Categories: ridiculously, father daughter, love, muse,
Form: Free verse
Contempt Has a Name
I stand naked wrapped only in the truth
you vile, loathsome reptile.
My contempt of you is limitless
as I have been force-fed your hypocrisy.
Your postulations are lost...

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Categories: ridiculously, black african american, lost
Form: Didactic
Premium Member I Am Pretty Confident Until
Some people like keeping up with the Joneses
I do not know any Joneses who could keep up with me
So I have elected to keep up...

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Categories: ridiculously, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
A Bloody Mary For One, Please
Being anything but cold is rare for you.
Utterly and shamelessly aloof is but a default setting for you, although could it still be considered ‘aloof’...

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Categories: ridiculously, absence, animal, appreciation, irony,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Coma Queen
She was lava lamp pliable
Easily moved and positioned
Flippy floppy appendages 

Ridiculously compliant
Rare signs of life
Loud breathing

Danger of falling
Bed sore bound
Six year coma...

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Categories: ridiculously, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Blood Bath
Finally my blood began to coagulate
a graceful gel, gently thickened,
so – whatever I might feel, the settling of the wound,
has begun…

in sensitive silences, the shadows...

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Categories: ridiculously, blessing, christian, faith, god,
Form: Free verse
Big Head
I have a ridiculously large head,
I think I’d opt for a smaller one instead.
Oh, sure, you say that it suits me fine,
That’s because yours isn’t...

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© Tony Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ridiculously, funny, me, easter, me,
Form: Light Verse
Don'T Take Life Too Seriously
Don’t take life too seriously
There really is no point
Running around ridiculously
To yourself you’ll disappoint

We are all just grains of sand in the hourglass of time
Our...

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© Dylan Foss  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ridiculously, humor, life, uplifting,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gaia Out Speaks
Queen Gaia
of Earth's Shabbat
is here to speak today.

Unfortunately,
she can only sign,
and the only way she can see
is through our DNA/RNA fractally-balancing syntax,
so she has asked...

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Categories: ridiculously, earth, gender, god, health,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Four-Eyed Charmer
I wear a white buttoned shirt
And my friends call me four eyes
But I don't care, just slowly walk away
And give 'em my gang sign

Don't bother...

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Categories: ridiculously, funny, funny love, hyperbole,
Form: Lyric

Book: Reflection on the Important Things