15 Ridiculously Short Poems

Here are 15 very, very, very short prose poems! I think it is better to do it this way than to add 15 very short single poems. Hope you enjoy them ----------------------------------- Voodoo She kept trying To make him Disappear! Until one day After casting A powerful spell He vanished! Oh… I forgot He also took the car ----------------------------------- Something Missing Kissing her While her teeth Were sitting in a glass By the bed Was like Eating oatmeal Without A spoon ----------------------------------- Chatty Mornings It was a perfect way To start the day As we looked at each other And said nothing Twice !! ----------------------------------- The Perfect Woman She was everything Any man could ever want Young Beautiful Intelligent Happy Naked ----------------------------------- Unfortunate Fortunate’s He tried to kill himself With a gun Several times Fortunately He was a poor shot ----------------------------------- Almost Something She said she loved me But I knew exactly who she was And coming from her It almost meant… something ----------------------------------- Not Cancer The lump had bothered her For quite some time But after a physical examination It turned out just to be her husband ----------------------------------- Patty’s Underpants Though she left hours ago They were hanging leisurely Just lying over the bedroom chair As if to say... good morning! ----------------------------------- Misinterpreting Signs I thought I had grown lazy Now I see I’ve just grown old ----------------------------------- A Pleasant Thought I pictured you as leaves on a tree Fallen to the ground Surrounding my home Covering me ----------------------------------- Like Him His love for her was so deep And so strong That he would never allow her To fall for a fool like him ----------------------------------- Lucky It happened to me ... Once! ----------------------------------- Virginia Inside the Dunkin Donuts It looks like New York ----------------------------------- Cheech And Chong Meet Romeo And Juliet It’s OK honey I''m over 18 ----------------------------------- What To Look For In The Perfect Woman -----------------------------------