Best Racoons Poems

I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a ferret! Yes, I sure fancied that.

I found a ferret and bought him a leash,
but he’d slither away from my view.
He...

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Racoons, Racoons, bouncing everywhere!
Ceiling to floor and door to door.
Down the rain pipe, then back up.
Scuttering around seeking food;
a comfortable place to sleep.
When night creeps up my sliding door,
lights out for the night;
I can trust in their pitter-pat to keep me brave.

Children go home, husbands...

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2 racoons decided
they were gonna
make a home
on my back 
porch. now of
course i had other
plans for them. if
they were gonna stay
than they have to
help pay, for their
room on my porch....

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