Yes, Little Shar, There Is a Santanic Claws!

You bet he's real, He oft scratches at my door... Not like Christy's cheesey racoons... Guess she don't rate the grand tour... I told him to go stalk Christy... While she's listening to Shiveree's "Goodnight Moon".. (I'd recommend to everyone, on You Tube- phenomenal tune and video!!! Just ask Christy...) Some people may say no, There really is no "Santanic Claws"- To which I'd say "That's rubbish"! And give them reason to then pause... I wish it was a dream.... And I was z'in' logs... But trust me, there's a cause... Don't know what is it, But beware just the same... Maybe one night... He'll call out your name... Believe me, That would be a shame... And yes, Shar, I live in the forest Of Hansel and Gretel Cold Cuts, With witches flyin' about, Nowadays they use vacs... Seems brooms are now obsolete, And they found they were fended off from their witch attacks... And now their's a rumor go'in round, They got that young "Potter" clown... Knocked him clear off his darn broom, And he hit the ground.... True, many noises, I do hear, But let me just say, It's the people upstairs who scare me the most... Even till this late day... See I live in a trailer... And no "upstairs" there should be... I just wonder what it is up there.... That is surely stalking me.... And yes, Heide... The remote is still gone... Betcha those witches were involved.. They think me they can con... Speaking of can con... Thing I'll visit CanCun, I better head out real soon... Surely before the Next full moon.. Egads, I just thought... Halloween is upon us... And I wish I had bought... Some garlic clusters, Or whatever you use.. For protection from witches 'Cause I don't wanna fall prey... To those Sons of a B_tches..