Best Pushover Poems

Santa Badger can handle it Mrs. Badger said.
She was in charge, and this is not in my head.
I have seen the two together, she gives him no leeway.
He cringes from her directions by the end of their day.

Santa Badger was a pushover and gave much...

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I’m a push-over,
even the moon changes color
when I turn away from it.

Cats only take note of me
when I eat a banana.
A banana is as much a mystery to a cat
as are the pyramids to us.

Last week, if I had died at home
bits of me
would now...

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As an easy pushover and soft touch lamenting my demise
Vultures swooped overhead
and preyed on my vulnerabilities
forcing me to carrion camping
as fine young cannibals
sharpened their knives
and licked their lips
while eyeing me as their naked lunch
bound and gagged
as a huge cauldron bubbled
awaiting yours truly as human sacrifice
preparatory...

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