Best Profanity Poems

As Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.  
Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe; 
'Twas one of life’s unwanted thrills.

A spirited exchange ensued between them
About who was in the...

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Swearing runs in the dysfunctional family,
the loud mother gets angry at her kids
and flings some items at them with animosity;
they listen and learn from her curse words.  

It's a thrill to hang out with their friends,
it's easier to fit in when nasty words 
are...

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Explain to me the need for profanity
Words we so generously speak 
When our mouths have the urge to just leak
We defile and condemn
Again and again
As if we are uneducated fools
That lack proper communication tools
We are overly equipped with words to express our state of mind
Yet,I...

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Profanity can be useful  
If you know how  to use it
Oh my goodness 

The prettiest  positively  proud
Puppy  did leave a gift on 
The living room floor  oh sh@$!!

This  mother  fuc@#!%  
Sh%$#   all day long!!
But...

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Profanity's a loathsome thing.
The words used are the worst,
Expressing thoughts most vile and crude.
Such language is perverse;

For when we speak we show the world,
What dwells within our mind,
And as he thinks so is the man,
We really haven't time,

To waste on words of guilt and shame,
That...

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The want of profanity 
And the sheer dearth of warmth
Has vowed  for a whole eternity
That it shall commission rust and moth
To chew away in a colossal calamity
All the cordial bonds between man and man,
For he  has employed both knife and gun
In aid of...

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For I cannot help but let obscene words
flow out of my lips when I feel strong emotions,
So why is it that this damned website doesn't
permit profanities within my poetry?
Profane words may be trashy in some people's eyes,
yet I believe they reflect emotion.
Words are words, 
some...

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Another cloud frowning Sunday,
Wind bellowing profanity-
Dreary tears slamming to Earth.

Where is my sun?

A. Green...

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Profanity's a loathsome thing.
The words used are the worst,
Expressing thoughts most vile and crude,
Such language is perverse;

For when we speak we show the world,
What dwells within our mind,
And as he thinks, so is the man,
We really haven't time,

To waste on words of guilt and shame,
That...

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We respect the p$#t's 

Freedom of expr%ss#$n

Our rules serve a gr#$ter p#rp&se

We build c#mm$n%ties out of nothing

All gratitude is owed to us

As such we make requirements

That we expect from our f#ll%w$rs

That they not truly expr$ss what they're f##ling

Unless it neatly fits in one of our...

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