Best Pram Poems

There once was a kiddies teddy bears pram 
Teddy never managed to stay in,damn 
What a temper oh what a bore
Then Teddy feel and  hit the floor 
Ooh how I wish she was not such a sham ....

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Mary had a flock of sheep but just one was a ram
She also had a giving nature… and a brand new pram

Mary tries so earnestly to tend her grazing flock
Not so easy since the day she slipped out of her frock

Her boyfriend like a Navy...

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