Best Poundage Poems
Below are the all-time best Poundage poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of poundage poems written by PoetrySoup members
Chunky CharlieA Special Poem for Will Helppi
A really fat cat named Chunky Charlie
From a town called Licketysplit Corner
Was renowned for a very interesting talent
As a world...
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Categories:
poundage, fantasy,
Form:
Narrative
Christmas CookiesHoliday confections of delicious joys mouthwatering flavorings,
Savor the tasty classic Christmas cookies, snicker your drooling
Taste buds of satisfactions indulgence by sugary tarts of rounded
Pleasure, iced...
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Categories:
poundage, christmas, devotion, drink, food,
Form:
Free verse
Wolves of the DeepAll is still in deceptions abyss,
Beneath fathoms deep, aquatic,
Wolves are on the hunt.
Stealth predators unseen, unheard,
Hanging on the fringe of detections,
Outer limits.
In plain black and...
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Categories:
poundage, adventure, animal, imagery, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
Two-Fifty-FourTwo-Fifty-Four
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd
I bought a new scale at the Wal-Mart store.
Made it secure and level on the floor.
I took a breath, then stepped on.
The...
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Categories:
poundage, food, funny, holiday, home,
Form:
Limerick
Chunky CharlieA really fat cat named Chunky Charlie
From a town called Licketysplit Corner
Was renowned for a very interesting talent
As a world famous circus performer
His extra poundage...
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Categories:
poundage, love,
Form:
Quatrain
The Ghosts In the DarknessTwo majestic lords of the African Savannah,
Strike without cautions warning, or roar's announcement.
Nomads, prides outcasts, existing on the fringes edge of
Survival.
Instinct's primal predators, golden...
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Categories:
poundage, adventure, africa, animal, cat,
Form:
Free verse
Scales To MeasureScales to Measure
We are not all equal.
Some can dance on a wire...
above the crowd,
Some can swim...
all the way to China.
While others,
make food...
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Categories:
poundage, allah, america, anger, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
If I Were An ElephantIF I WERE AN ELEPHANT
If my poundage frightens you, then get out of the way!
I will lift you high, with my baton trunk, shimmy you...
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Categories:
poundage, animal,
Form:
Acrostic
RampageLet’s engage the minds gauge
Torque the imagination and take it hostage
Gouge the intellect with an over dosage
A ravenous binge
To my brain damage from under usage
Free...
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Categories:
poundage, education, poetry, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Back On TrackBeen gaining some pounds since moving here
Getting back on track once more
No more cake with two scoops of ice cream
I'm as dedicated as I was...
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Categories:
poundage, dedication,
Form:
Quatrain
Bizarre FactsBanging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour
However, there are some definite side effects
Remembering to put on you jockeys or your bra...
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Categories:
poundage, stress,
Form:
Narrative
FatAmericans are way too fat;
That’s what statistics say,
For 65 percent weigh more
Than what they ought to weigh.
With explanations varied
There is always an excuse
Why, despite a...
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Categories:
poundage, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Such a SurpriseFat cat was horrified when he stepped on the scale.
He had no idea of his poundage. Such a surprise!
He wondered why it was not mentioned...
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Categories:
poundage, cat, food,
Form:
Rhyme
The Fitness FightResolved was I to exercise,
To utmost try to slenderize.
From flabby bod I'd poundage peel
To Grecian god beneath reveal.
But soon my straining torso frail
Becomes complaining, moaning...
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Categories:
poundage, body, change, fantasy, health,
Form:
Quatrain