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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour However, there are some definite side effects Remembering to put on you jockeys or your bra if you're a lady Or if you've recently given up group sex The average woman uses her height in lipstick every five years That's damn bizarre, men don't use that much Let me take that back, know some that would challenge that But male is not quite appropriate as such May 29th in the U.K. is “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day” Bizarre is the only word that's appropriate here Those Brits are a looney bunch, case in point, Monty Python But thoroughly enjoyed their stuff though weird Billy goats pee on their heads to smell attractive to the girls Hmm, don't think I'll try that with milady First of all, how in the name of hell could I possibly do that Perhaps there's a video to help me maybe In our life, we produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools Forgive me if I decide to take a rain check okay Nothing personal but for some reason it doesn't appeal to me Don't know why not feeling well today A big bad eagle can kill and fly away with a young deer If I see one I'll yell nasty words and stare Not afraid, they'd feel my wrath big time, probably scoot Specially if I wear pretty flowers in my hair Farting for 6 years straight, produces the power of an atomic bomb Must have to be really fed up with life I'd say Need to lay off the beans, cauliflower and Brussel sprouts Eat lotsa yummy fast foods through the day Flowers grow much faster if exposed to music they say Sounds kinda far fetched to this old duffer Guess if you whisper love words and kiss their privates They'll start to stammer and stutter A cushion for the pushin' that extra poundage is good Skinny-ma-link's sharp edges damn well hurt But as long as they smell good and don't drool on my tux Even skinnies still satisfy my big urge
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