Best Porsche Poems

Of all the kooky Coo-Coo's in the nest, Charlene by far was my favorite. Poor Charlene had virtually lost her mind after the sudden tragic death of her son, and because of that, and in addition to her hilarious antics, we were all quite fond...

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This car has features too numerous to mention.
Motoring along the streets would garner a lot of attention.
How quickly it accelerates is an experience that is great.
Under the hood is a big and powerful V8.

The way it moves would quicken anyone's heartbeat.
However, I would be too...

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Soul matters
Driving in the Californian sun
Reaching out of your car laughing at pedestrians
River flowing clear as day
Sunlight shining
Amazing flow
Old times
Drugs
Cocaine
Mafia
Alone in the Cali sun
Diamond rings
Glowing night
Amazing women
Oooooo!
Diamonds!...

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What I did was not at all smart
Lead astray by my foolish heart
It cost me my wife
The love of my life
Now the dam car won't even start...

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He dreamt of car races and our sunny California beaches.
Of tanned women playing volleyball. Yes, all were within his vibrant reach.
Porsche-mania, though was his all.
Some talk endlessly of dreams coming true, but Bruce, followed them. He
packed up his things and left his freezing Chicago neighborhood.

Blond, tall, amenable with...

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On the roof of the brand new "Porsche"
I let the children jump, but  stood myself apart.
And so playful was the children's  squash,
That I felt  a greatest  joy inside my heart! 

In the nearest house people starting to berate,
The owner of the...

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My Son's Porsche is in the shop for repairs
Rented a pickup, couldn't avoid all the stares
Kept yelling out loud
To the gathering crowd 
"My other car's a Porsche, my daddy's Fred Astaire”...

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Son Scottie drives a Porsche, had a broken antennae
Took it to the shop, must wait for a part from Germany
Six weels later
Arrived by freighter
Wrong part... bottom line, buy a Hyundai...

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My son and I test-drove a Porsche SUV
Most glorious vehicle you ever did see
550 horsepower
Price... a laugher
Forget the image, an incredible machine...

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A dude who owns a Porche
Has a major attitude problem sorta
Nose in the air
As people stare
So important to look good at the opera...

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Son Scottie bought a new Porsche last week
Drooling at the mouth and babbling is he
This one's for adults though
He's all growed up, well I THINK so
Dresses himself and is part of us big people clique...

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Porsche drivers are the elite of our society
Scottie owns one, his nose high above this atmospherity
Don't want to cast aspersions
But it's a 2012 version
But it's still a Porsche, his nose is still high in the skyity...

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Janis Joplin brought is a lot of musical love in but a few years
When she retired from this earth, there were so many fears.
Her car was unique, painted like a colorful, artistic cartoon.
I picture her sweet owner, on the moon, giving a croon....

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Some crooks are dumb as they come,
these thieves should get what they deserve
as they won't go so very far
now they're done taking a ride
in the stolen Police car...
with, 'To Protect & Serve
Dial 911,' printed on the side.

When the judge asked them, 'Why?'
and stressed, 'It's best...

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