Best Political Correctness Poems
Striving For Political CorrectnessStriving for Political Correctness
By Elton Camp
It would just be the end
If by words we do offend.
There’s the devil to be paid
If we call a spade a spade.
“Vertically challenged” means short.
“Horizontally challenged,” a fat sort.
“Nondiscretionary fragrance” means we stink.
“Living impaired” means your’re dead I think.
“Cerebrally challenged”...
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Categories:
political correctness, funnypeople, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Political CorrectnessPolitical Correctness
By Franklin Price
6/16/2016
Political correctness
Is what it's all about
Makes me want to pull my hair
Run around and jump and shout
I ask myself what's happening?
Where is my right to speak?
Think it's not here any more
Years ago it reached its peak
I'm not in a minority
In color,...
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Categories:
political correctness, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Political CorrectnessAs always
The tyrant
Wants to silence and oppress
By whatever means,
Even political correctness.
W.A CHOLT. Copyright Fergal O Reilly. 2018...
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Categories:
political correctness, discrimination, political, society,
Form:
Tanka
We Must Strive For Political CorrectnessBy Elton Camp
It would just be the end
If by words we do offend.
There’s the devil to be paid
If we call a spade a spade.
“Vertically challenged” means short.
“Horizontally challenged,” a fat sort.
“Nondiscretionary fragrance” means we stink.
“Living impaired” means your’re dead I think.
“Parasitically oppressed” it is styled
When...
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Categories:
political correctness, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Political Correctness Brings Spiritual WeaknessPolitical Correctness Brings Weakness!
In our country’s pursuit of “political correctness…”
We’re not in a position of strength… But weakness!
It’s like you can’t hardly say anything anymore…
And you find yourself outside the courtroom’s door!
We may think we’re strong… But we’re weakened!
You may ask; “how...
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Categories:
political correctness, change, character, christian, conflict,
Form:
Rhyme
Political CorrectnessWe have to be careful to please, not offend
distorting our language, amend or pretend
that words and expressions no longer exist
for sake of politics...you’re getting the gist?
Restraints keep increasing; how far will they reach?
They offer a hindrance to freedom of speech.
We are sacrificing tradition and...
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Categories:
political correctness, confusion, spoken word,
Form:
Rhyme
Political CorrectnessDon't Rock the Boat
The words I hear most often spoken "politically correct"
remind me of, something I heard, by some religious sect
Do not question, "that's taboo" and now you're out of line
not the way you're taught to think, that isn't our design
Ours is the way, you...
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Categories:
political correctness, america, change, conflict, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme
Political CorrectnessOpinions sanitized
Freedom of gagged speech
Trespassers legalized
Patriots criticized
What values do we teach?
By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...
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Categories:
political correctness, political, social
Form:
Cinquain
Political CorrectnessDon't be proud of who you are,
Or where your family came from.
Your culture or your bloodlines,
Could perchance offend some.
Don't talk about religion,
And don't in public pray.
I tell you true the new taboos,
Will make your hair turn gray.
Don't say you like a certain sport,
Support a certain...
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Categories:
political correctness, political, prejudice,
Form:
Quatrain
Political Correctnessby Michaelw1two
fellation's pledge
a word and twisted handshake
indiscretions are simpliste
May 2013...
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Categories:
political correctness, political,
Form:
Senryu
Political CorrectnessPolitical correct I am not
I say things as they are
If I see a bike on the road
I don't say there's a car.
You might think this is stupid
Calling something that it's not
Political correctness does the same
And it has a sinister plot.
It wants to remove our...
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Categories:
political correctness, bible, faith, freedom, gospel,
Form:
Rhyme
Political CorrectnessVirtue (stood upon its head) decried the lack of dignity
Logic (twisted, tortured, wronged) confessed suspect validity
Honour closed its eyes denial easier than arguing
As antistrophic chorus rang from madding crowds like caroling
Self-inflicted lynched themselves as vigilantes took their prize
And all the while some people wondered if...
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Categories:
political correctness, political,
Form:
Couplet
Crawl Back Inside Your MumPolitical correctness because we can’t be offended
We want freedom because freedom is splendid
Speaking my mind and you don’t like it,
oh and you cry too I am delighted
issues in your head
have you running and hiding
misuse what I said
now I’m...
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Categories:
political correctness, hilarious, humor, people, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
On Coining An Acronym For the Neologism 'Occult Microaggresion'On coining an acronym for the neologism 'occult microaggresion'
'OM' is right,
But might get the Buddhists backs up....
OMA, WTAF? What about OMA?
Its German for granny, but I've no objection to teutonic geriatrics,
Unless they take hat tricks;
They can be surprisingly elastic -
Vorsprung...
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Categories:
political correctness, irony,
Form:
Light Verse
The ParanoiaDeep within the world so modern,
Lies a hidden road not trodden,
That states the obvious truth be told,
Printed in ink black and bold,
That lost in worlds of ecstasy,
Trapped in snares of misery,
That wars the rumors be told they sneered,
Now not alive a bray a’bird,
Gone are thoughts...
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Categories:
political correctness, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Quatrain