Best Police Chief Poems

FRED THE PERV.

Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line
One summer night his haul totalled nine
His spree ended in tears
Got an extra ten years
When Judge Sue said that red pair were mine.

LARS.

A young astronaut from NASA called Lars
Blasted off from Cape Kennedy to Mars
But then there...

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The Day I Saw Batman

By Elton Camp

When I was walking along in Gotham City
The sight I saw seemed to be such a pity

There stood Batman checking his cell phone
With no Robin about, he was quite alone

Batman’s appearance I certainly did hate
For he had gained a...

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RECIPE: “Poulet Roti” French Style - Ballade “Le Chant Royal” 11

    STANZA  X

Even as this Royal Lay comes to an end
Yet one more crime hatched on one more ruse and lie
Gets committed to drive this one round the bend:
“Bite the bait,...

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IF ever I had a country - LXX

                             LXX

IF ever I had a country a constant prey...

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Into homes he breaks with grace and ease,
precious items he takes, whatever he please.
sneaky and silent, on items he'd prey
yet hidden in sight, an average man by day
The hours would pass until the night falls,
Through vents and crevices, our cunning one crawls.
Wallets and jewelry, things...

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Just the other day in this tiny somewhat corrupted
As polluted want to be so much more, tempered town
In tinseled dreams formulated by their minute elite ? Borne
Longings passed onward by father's gold rush these, railroad tracks 
Spitting up spikes and ties to bind this kind...

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Special Agent Alan King arrived in his Buick dragging my husband to Foss park for his failed lie detector test where I wore wires pregnant for the FBI my husband was scared to death after Ciro Gargano orders him to torch a hotel turns out...

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I know I shouldn’t have used unreal money,
When I went to do my shopping at the store,
I didn’t even know it was a forgery,
But I will not be doing it no more.
Four cops to apprehend me seemed excessive,
I had no weapon and did not resist,
Before...

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Lord I come before you with a very heavy heart
I've got so much on my plate I don't know where to start
Since we lost five brothers our hearts are very sore
We've increased security and pray it won't happen anymore
There is so much hatred against the...

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UNAFRAID OF DETROIT HITMAN SENDING ME THREATS OVER CIRO GARGANO ARSON MURDERERS OF 9 NOR JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY BORN 1972 HIRED TO OBSTRUCT OF JUSTICE IN ARSON MURDER OF 9 CIRO GARGANO AND HIS BUSINESS PARTNER FIRE MAN GENE KALINOWSKI COVERED UP PAY OFF...

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The police chief said, 
The sun don’t keep shining 
For little girls like you.
What you saw back there was nothing.
You hear?  Nothing.
But, it was something.
My friend was dead.
It was the point of no return.

Heidi Sands

12/6/16  

*Placed 5th in Contest:  Point of No...

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The Faerie police came by the woods at five.
We are hoping the lost one will be found alive.
She was last seen lurking near a hornet’s hive.
The mushroom gnomes hid among the chives.

None of you will be jailed, the police chief said.
We just want her back...

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It was just a silhouette but it reminds me why I left the spirit box closed 
I felt as though the hand I was holding
Was yours and not my own
In my want to believe
But reality hit me like a train I didnt see through the...

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Now, more akin to the Wild West!
Good folks, are you up to the test?


Letting anarchists taking over cities?
The mayor and police chief supporting
them, really a pity!


An honest person we rue for owning a 
gun for protection?
Really, come out of hiding, do you verily 
support Seattle's...

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Sanity is the domain of the intellectual
Those who lack intellect are indeed insane
The ultra-rich are happy because they feel
It is their birthright, the poor are too
Preoccupied with their struggle
To have to do anything with vanity

The healthy believe they have found the Elixir of life
In moments...

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