Best Placemats Poems

The sky was yellow, with sparkling beams
in iridescent gold
reflected on the pointed hat
of an elf, two centuries old.

The hostess of the hour was sweet
in a robe of mismatched dyes.
She entertained with merely this--
a kiss in her root beer eyes.

The placemats were of baby fern,
woven in...

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All those times she took out her tablecloth and spread it
'O so gently'
kept me coming back.
It was her soup I'd see;
the celery bits I'd act.

A broth to be tapped
of oil not strewn.
As thick as the sun
but thin to the spoon.

With bowls like skirts
defending their space.
On...

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As I struggle with thoughts about life,
I pack up Christmas items:

(1)  Removed Christmas China decorated with holly
(2)  Stacked up those gold charger plates now no party

(3)  Bagged up the centerpiece, removed green candles
(4)  Things beginning to look in shambles

(5)  Check...

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The Christmas tree stands alone
But still decorated with lights glowing
The family has come and gone

A misty tear drop with a quiet groan
Remembering the days when they were home
The Christmas tree stands alone

Wanting little ones to come and crawl in zone
Of the blanket, packages, and decorations
The...

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Like autumn leaves
the years had withered and blown away.
Her schoolgirl dreams had been set aside or
if appropriate wrapped in gay-patterned paper
and placed beneath the Christmas tree of her heart.

She awoke from dreamless sleep
and wondered who she was and where she was,
but the breathing of her...

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The cuttlefish are laughing today. Comedy came creating calm conical creations. A large cake came wading over the nine mile swamp. Why are you sat in a hexagonal formation? Dominance is derived from daring deeds. To which the five foot reeds replied we are hexagonal...

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Baptized in the Jordan



The preacher announced on the bus:
"We are heading to the Jordan river,
those wishing to be baptized
will get their chance."

Thoughts of being dunked
in the same water
as the real Jesus.
That appealed to me.

Visions of a wilderness
river, 
just like in those bible times.
Taking my cloak...

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Handprints to this day
Are unique they belong to just one person.
Parents seek to preserve them so they can 
Show how little your hand was when you 
Were born. They do this in many ways.
Handprints to this day
Are found in plaster casts, necklaces, scarves,
And placemats which...

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I found a fairy tree hotel
In an oak tree that looks like a cactus with
Many homey rooms going up to the top
Branches deep in the forest.
Do tell.
It's definitely a five star. The front door is 
Up on the hill away from the wishing well.
I was...

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I want a large house. Large enough to keep it all for myself. In the kitchen I want a table. A table large enough to fit a million people. Not because I want a million people to sit with me,but because when I’m alone I...

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For those who say that skill defines the art,
And nothing matters more than perfect form,
I must admit, they conjure up a storm,
That devastates the realm of home and heart.
But from this Devil's eyes I now can see,
The Ear's delightful rapture in the norm,
Because its cadence...

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Bright lights, flames in motion.
Arms weighted with emotion,
as each carries
their burdensome torch.

Lit alleyways, littered by mayhem,
breached by commonsense.

Is it too late
to chase scintillating dreams,
to rid the streets
of the beast?

The mantra
had captivated mouths and memes,
seemed the broad path was in,
was easy. No one understood,

the following was...

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Cats, cats do the catnip dance
Watch as they scuttle, and prance
And arch their backs
Cats, cats in their hypnotic trance
Pass out near their placemats
They need more before they play
With their rats...

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The Home Goods store sells things you need
And many things you don’t.
Some people buy both types of things,
But others simply won’t.

Their Halloween collection
Is immense and so much fun,
With items meant to bring a smile
To almost everyone.

The pumpkin orange bowls and mugs,
The ghosts and bats and...

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The Home Goods store is packed with stuff 
That no one really needs.
It’s kind of like a garden filled
With bright and cheerful weeds.

You stroll the aisles and start to pluck
Some items from a shelf,
Each one designed to make you buy
A present for yourself.

A fish-shaped plate,...

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