Best Ping Pong Poems

If you hear the sound of rat-tat-a-tat
It's not a woodpecker or a chattering cat
Tis George F. Latulence an aristocrat
Playing ping pong with his gold crested bat.

A competitor and show-off he deems to be
Dresses each day in his noble finery
Pantaloons his normal fancy day wear
His ancestry,...

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Was a young girl from Dublin
Decidly fat not thin
Her butt played ping pong
when she wore a thong
watching a three rosary sin...

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Playing Ping-Pong now,
The ball hits the glass- which the 
                    murky pool shines through....

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The crowds heads moved left 
To right- following the ball-
                    'Till it hit the floor....

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                               Silhouettes in black and white
         ...

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Once upon a time when in school
When I was a handsome young fool
OK (Hands up) As a kid
I lied and you know that I did

I was in a poetry class
My eye caught a beautiful lass
She was one pretty but also looked dumb
With nice boobs and...

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Sitting and waiting in a field full of olives is not a bad way to spend an hour but an hour can be long and long is a length and a length with a leaving leading light is not a dividend, a milestone, or a...

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Cathedrals in tea cups. Jingle jangle playtime then. Golden slippers on a carpet of custard. Slip slide. Drip. No droop. Flavoured water is never fake. Obviously. And count the jellied eels in a bath of crumbs. How very entertaining and mystical. Nine senses of the...

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A Game of Ping Pong Poetry 
By Franklin Price
1/12 /2017

Poem
A verse to start the game
That rhymes
With words that sound the same
The tale
About an eye lid wink
And why?
Makes readers stop and think
About ?
What could the reason be?
Answer
To get the smile I see...

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Twenty-six milligrams of toothpaste, a coffee jar and a liquidised elephant could never be caught in a net. Neutralizing even a dopey dog barking loudly. And a curtain CCTV closing and opening. Dishes discussing dangerous daggers. And a spotted tea towel waving to a smiley...

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Alfie was the first son of a billionaire
Who bought a golden cradle for his son and heir
There was no expense that daddy wouldn’t spare
And perforated ping pong balls didn’t feature there

On Alfie’s one year birthday daddy thought of Alfie’s birth
And wondered what gift he would...

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Twenty-six milligrams of toothpaste, a coffee jar and a liquidised elephant could never be caught in a net. Neutralizing even a dopey dog barking loudly. And a curtain CCTV closing and opening. Dishes discussing dangerous daggers. And a spotted tea towel waving to a smiley...

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he that rules
lives in ping pong pitch
movie, stormy, mixed...

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In Red China they've just outlawed Ping-Pong
  You have to wonder what too them so long
     To have to play in a mask
     A near-impossible task
   But what got it banned were those skimpy...

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I
Hear the bouncing of the balls--
Basketballs!
What a sound of merriment they cause when each ball falls!
How they echo, echo, echo,
Inside the gymnasium walls,
Arriving at a crescendo
While the spectators shout “Bravo!”
Drowning the referee’s calls;
And the players start
To make their last dart
Amidst the reverberation ricocheting off the...

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