Ping Pong, Wrong

Once upon a time when in school When I was a handsome young fool OK (Hands up) As a kid I lied and you know that I did I was in a poetry class My eye caught a beautiful lass She was one pretty but also looked dumb With nice boobs and a fantastic bum So Mr Froggard with his big mexican tache Like a god, was in charge of this class Like some 70's B movie **** star Loved to tell us, we would not get very far So Mr froggard set us a task Write for me he did ask What I want from you this day Is a fifteen page A4 essay Now, what I want you to find Deep down, right in your mind Give to me, give me your all Describe the Inside of a "ping pong ball" Well this was all too much for me I don't do all this literacy So I said to that pretty young hips I just want to kiss those red lips So she met me behind the old sheds Her head went right down to her legs I am honest I tell you its true Its the day I had my first screw As I un winded the top Of that cool big bottle of pop As she took the very first drink I said, f**k literacy, its swim or you sinkl