Best Pie Eyed Poems

The trees have pumpkin-pied themselves
they're dipped in orange butterscotch.
The squirrel's nests of pick-up sticks
hide acorns stores which plink-plop.

Below the apple trees bowed branches
mother harvests windfalls for pies.
Father takes a old buck down
for mincemeat pie, bye and bye. 

The corn field's full of children small
gathering ears...

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Out of the west, amide a beautiful sunrise… came a pie eyed son of a gun.
Looking for Armadilly Billy the Sling Shot Kidster… water gun… in hand.
He rode a very slow plug, an inchworm called ‘Giddy-Up-You-Lazy-Thing’.
Said he was seeking, Billy the outlaw, who had shot...

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Pie Eyed (for The Night Before Contest)


Twas the night before Christmas and I’d lost me house
I had to get home and sneak past me spouse
She’d sent me to purchase a dozen mince pies
I never expected to meet with the guys
So kicking and screaming got dragged...

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Just havin some fun here to the melody of a song written in 1945 called Frim Fram Sauce, made famous by Nat King Cole and many others.


You gottcha Black Bottom Cheesecake,
Meat pie that Mom makes
and sure to satisfy -
you gotcha freshed picked Apple
and cinnamon spice
with...

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Reissued from a couple of years back…

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Twas the night before Christmas and I’d lost me house
I had to...

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Mince pies
Are slang for eyes
Sounds ridiculous to me
If we had mince pies for eyes
None of us could see...

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You took in too much booze.
Pie-eyed-that's why you lose.
You're out with no money.
That's not a bit funny!

There's no more left to play.
It's time to go away.
Just leave the casino.
Home is where you must go.
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Peter Piper Picked a Peck
Right that for instance bugs me
Is a peck not a small amount 
Like a beak or a kiss
Did he learn to play the pipes because of his name
Maybe he was a plumber
So he choose something really small
We’re the peppers drunk
Were they...

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