Best Picard Poems

it's gift time soon...
and a xmas
pi-card book 'sees-on'...

so one nice...
'ought-to-buy-a-graphic'
write be...

pat's trick...
to 'stew art' and
make it sew...

descriptive ideas within...
a meme-ore eased
memoir


stan sand...

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It was not my intention to lose all my hair,
But then who ever said that life always is fair?
If there be silver linings in clouds, here is mine:
He's an actor named Stewart whose ship goes Warp Nine.

When Sir Patrick joined Star Fleet aboard Enterprise
I was...

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Things Captain Picard Didn’t Dare Say

By Elton Camp

Commander Richer, quit pretending you care
I know full well all you really want is my chair

Counselor Troi, I’ll throw you in the brig for real
If you ask again how what I do makes me feel

Wesley Crusher saved the...

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Campfires, 
Forget I encouraged
Pubescent Exposure. 

Because I tried
to be a leader. 
And with guitar
and hallucinations
of demons, 
I retreated. 

Into disbelief. 

But I see these
Spirits now. 

And as we 
Conceptualize
it so may we 
Make it so....

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