Elton Camp Poet Rhyme

Things Captain Picard Didn'T Dare Say

Things Captain Picard Didn’t Dare Say

By Elton Camp

Commander Richer, quit pretending you care
I know full well all you really want is my chair

Counselor Troi, I’ll throw you in the brig for real
If you ask again how what I do makes me feel

Wesley Crusher saved the Federation another time
But he still only an egotistical little ball of slime

Mr. Data, a human you will never come to be
That you’re nothing but a robot is plain to me

Guynan, if you actually are experienced and wise
Why are you still dispensing out the bar supplies?

Mr. Worf, since you think this is a good day to die
Stepping out into space, I wish that you would try

The Prime Directive I’ll violate whenever I want
Because Starfleet Command I just love to taunt

Locutus of Borg you can bet I will always be
I will finally betray the Federation—wait & see

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Nikola Žilic May 23, 2012 at 6:21 AM I find this to be the best poem I read today here on soup! Elton Camp May 23, 2012 at 12:43 PM Hello Nikola, Thanks for your kind comment. This poem entirely depends on the reader knowing about Star Trek. Otherwise, it would make no sense. Elton

Anne-Lise Andresen May 23, 2012 at 5:00 AM WoooWwow.....Yes, - "wait & see".....well done Elton. - oxox Anne-Lise Elton Camp May 23, 2012 at 5:12 AM Good morning, Thanks for reading and commenting. I was a bit hesitant to post this one here as the more intellectual types this site attracts might not, like me, have watched Star Trek. But then, I have to admit that I read the comics page each day. Elton