Things Captain Picard Didn'T Dare Say

Things Captain Picard Didn’t Dare Say By Elton Camp Commander Richer, quit pretending you care I know full well all you really want is my chair Counselor Troi, I’ll throw you in the brig for real If you ask again how what I do makes me feel Wesley Crusher saved the Federation another time But he still only an egotistical little ball of slime Mr. Data, a human you will never come to be That you’re nothing but a robot is plain to me Guynan, if you actually are experienced and wise Why are you still dispensing out the bar supplies? Mr. Worf, since you think this is a good day to die Stepping out into space, I wish that you would try The Prime Directive I’ll violate whenever I want Because Starfleet Command I just love to taunt Locutus of Borg you can bet I will always be I will finally betray the Federation—wait & see