Best Phlegm Poems

Ahem this phlegm
In snotty body
Needs and pleads
A hotty-toddy.

Think a drink
Or pill will
Fight my plight
Kill this ill?

I might ply
With some rum
Debauch with scotch
Numb the glum.

Until that swill
Outs this bout
My poor sore
Snout will spout....

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What is your philosophy of phlegm?
His ideas were a tiny bit dim
They fell from him like leaves off a stem
He stated them with vigorous vim

His sage answers lingered on the brim
One of them was a terrific little gem
None were answered on a whim
However, they were...

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At times He shouts to clear his throat, AHEM!
We are the phlegm. 

Puffs of dandelion dust, 
ignoring life, allowing hearts to rust.

Each day we rush upon ourselves, 
shelving more decisions, 
piercings and incisions, 
in the side of eyelids, nose, and tongue.

unknowing victims, of 
what we...

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On my way to work this morning,
Sandwiched between two perverts,
I opened my eyes to look beyond the sky;
Someday, I will be out of this bus!

Standing in an overloaded BRT is quite a challenge,
Different flavors  of armpit odor diffused through the air;
From the rotten tomato...

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