Best Phillip Poems

Written by Gail DeBole

Phillip Buster could fluster a room -
Full of men whose anger ballooned
     When came his turn to speak,
     Congress snored for a week,
All dreaming he'd peter out soon.

Note: Illustrated in Coloring within the Limericks...

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Phil’s caveman look is very weird
He really should shave off his beard
His mother is right
He looks a strange sight
The Neanderthal look’s to be feared!


Since December Phil’s been hirsute
He needs to give his beard a boot
He’ll cut it off in the sink
But his mum won’t cause...

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Her poetry was conceived
'round fancy pants scraps,
inclined to reverberate wrangles
'tween an I reckon ma'am
and well versed jazzy visuals,
paid no mind to cowboy's
bumbling foolishness &
lumbered foreign gibberish 
knowing full well it was
a lone star disposition,
merely a Texan head trip

See y'all next time...


Written in response to him...

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I’m guaranteed to get an N/A
If I write a poem on Coldplay
So I’ll pen the odd line
On a band so divine…
Then I’ll make Phillip Garcia’s day

Posted with kind permission from Phillip Garcia (who didn't want a poem about Coldplay submitted to his contest)


17th August 2016...

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To Phillip, a Child I Lost
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I thought he would be
A spirit of me
Beautiful son that I bore

How could I see
There would be no key
To unlock the steel trap door

I knew in my heart
He would never depart
From the love that he would send

You were wrong, says he
You are not like me
And...

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Tamper with her phone, primary income 
        Sugar site no longer accessible 
        Selfish intentions drove his decision 
        Turned to last resort substitute,...

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Average intelligence is difficult to know
with running buffoons thinking they are more
in tight skinned pants.  The sole lagger
in basketball shorts is trying to keep up with them,
the wind pushing behind them while pounding him hard in front.
They do not understand his plight, they have...

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Sometimes I take you for granted,
But then I realize how deep you've been planted,
In this broken and contrite heart of mine,
When all you did was love me just so fine.

You got this place in my heart,
Right there all from the start.
I remember how we climbed...

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I said the words
But it means nothing.
I like you but I can't.
It's so strong I can't bear it.
I've only known you
For two days.
But it feels like I've
Known you my whole 
Life.
I love you.
And I'm sorry. . ....

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I though of you with love today but thats nothing new.
I though of you yesterday and the day before that too.
and i often speak your name. now all i have are the memories and a picture in a 
frame. you memories are my keep sake...

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